I DON'T CONDONE DRUGS. DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS. YOU'LL END UP LIKE MY UNCLE BRANDON.

Bramblestar: *whispering* I recently heard that Purdy has been taking Molly...

Squirrelflight: Seriously? He's so old, he shouldn't be taking Molly! It's so dangerous, and really bad!

Bramblestar: I know... He's convinced that they're mints, though, so he takes them a lot...

Squirrelflight: *gasps* What about the drug dealer? Surely he'll see it through that?

Snowkit: Who's Molly?

Bramblestar and Squirrelflight: STARCLAN, KIT!!!

Snowkit: Purdy's so old, I never thought he'd get a mate and have kits! Molly could be a great influence on him, and us, too!

Bramblestar: Oh my StarClan, did you SERIOUSLY say that???

Squirrelflight: I think she did!

Bramblestar: Do you eat PREY with that mouth?

Snowkit: Why? Who's Molly?

Squirrelflight: Stop saying that word! It's inappropriate!

Snowkit: What? Molly?

Bramblestar and Squirrelflight: HCDSAWEKNBGGTGNKKGFDSAWWWQQDRYUIONCCZZSSSJ!!!

Purdy: Will anybody kiss me? I eat those mints twice a day, so my breath is nice!

Rosepetal: Get away, Drug Cat! Nobody wants a cat as a mate that eats Molly!

Snowkit: *horrified* He ATE Molly?! CANNIBAL!

Brightheart:... What did I birth?

Whitewing: That's seriously my sister, yowling about Molly like that?

Snowkit: What? WHO'S MOLLY???

Cloudtail:... It's a type of drug that kills Twolegs.

Snowkit:... Oh...