Squirrelflight: Hey Foxleap. Tell me something.

Foxleap: Sure thing, Squirrelflight. What is it?

Squirrelflight: Dog goes woof, cat goes meow...

Foxleap: Oh StarClan.

Squirrelflight: Bird goes tweet, mouse goes squeak!

Foxleap: Squirrelflight-

Squirrelflight: *says louder* COW GOES MOO-

Foxleap: SQUIRRELFLIGHT!!!!!

Squirrelflight: FROG GOES CROAK-

Foxleap: *facepaws*

Squirrelflight: AND THE ELEPHANT GOES TOOT.

Foxleap: And your point is?

Squirrelflight: *leaps up on Highledge and the Clan gathers round* Ducks say quack!

Leafpool: *also singing* And fish go blub!

Cinderheart: And the seal goes OW OW OWWW!

Everyone except Foxleap: But there's one sound that no one knows...

Foxleap: Gee, I wonder what that particular sound is?

Everyone except Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY???

Lionblaze: *rolling around on the ground* RING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGEDING!

Bramblestar: *doing the Gangdom Style* Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingerineding!

Everyone except Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY???

Sandstorm: Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! *paws the air*

Everyone except Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY??

Foxleap: I-

Brokenstar: *suddenly appears tossing a top hat in between his paws with a fancy cane* Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Everyone except Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY?!

Cloudtail: *decking out catnip everywhere* Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Everyone but Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY???

Squirelflight: Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice and digging holes.

Foxleap: Um, guys-

Squirrelflight: Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.

Foxleap: Erm-

Squirrelflight: Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.

Bramblestar: But I'M your mate!

Squirrelflight: But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse? How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?

Everyone but Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Jayfeather: Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!

Eeveryone but Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Dovewing: Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!

Everyone but Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Ivypool: A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!

Everyone but Foxleap: WHAT THE FOX SAY?!

Squirrelflight: *looks at Foxleap* The secret of the fox, ancient mystery.

Foxleap: And what makes you think-?

Squirrelflight: Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding. What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery...what do you say?
You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods.What is your sound?

Bumblestripe: *singing softly* A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum...

Squirrelflight: Will we ever know?

Graystripe: *also singing softly* A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum!

Squirrelflight: *leaps down off of Highledge and approaches Foxleap* I want to, I want to, I want to know!
Purdy: *also singing softly* A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum! Bay-buh-day-bum-bum-bay-dum!
Squirrelflight: So, Foxleap...what does the fox say?
Foxleap: IF YOU ALLOWED ME TO SPEAK, LITTLE MISS INTERRUPTION, I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FOX SAYS! I AM A CAT LIKE YOU, NOT A FOX OR HAVE A FOX ANCESTOR. I DO NOT SPEAK FOX, OR KNOW WHAT A FOX SOUNDS LIKE. SO, GOOD DAY TO YOU. *storms away*
Clan: *silent*
Daisy: ...But what DOES the fox actually say?