Author's Note: Brownies!

*One 'normal' day in ThunderClan...*

Squirrelflight- Hey Leafpool!

Leafpool- How are the kits?--for real.

Squirrelflight- Don't talk about the past!

Leafpool- Okay, okay!

Jayfeather- Hey Mom, um, Ashfur gave me this to take to you...

Leafpool- What in the name of StarClan does Ashfur want with me?

Jayfeather- THE WHOLE MOTHER THING IS STILL CONFUSING ME! GAHH! *hands the letter to Squirrelflight*

Squirrelflight- Squirrelflight, only if there were someone out there who loved you. (I hate cha, Prince Hans) Singed, Anonymous.

Jayfeather- Oops!

Squirrelflight- *getting angry* ASHFFFUUUUUUR!

Bramblestar- What?!

(Another day in ShadowClan)

Blackstar- Rowanclaw, I'm on my last life. Please grant my final wish...

Rowanclaw- W-what is it? Please!

Tawneypelt- Please speak, Blackstar. You are still strong!

Blackstar- R-Rowanclaw...

Rowanclaw- Y-yes?

Blackstar- I-I...have c-chosen...wrong.

Both- WHAT?!

Blackstar- Let me finish, dangit! Tawneypelt...take thy place.

Rowanclaw- Dude, stop talking in old English and WHAT?!

Tawneypelt- WHAT?!
*Blackstar dies*

Tawneypelt- *jumps on Clanrock* Three cheers for tawneystar!

*Everyone cheers*

Rowanclaw- WHAT?!

*Another in WindClan*

Heathertail- Hey, um, Onestar?

Onestar- Yeah?

Heathertail- I just, uh, wanted to ask you...

Onestar- Yes?

Heathertail- If you would bless Breezepelt's and I's marriage!

Onestar- *silent*...

Heathertail- ...?

Onestar- Let me ask you.

Heathertail- W-what is to be asked?

Onestar- What the heck is a marriage?

Breezepelt- WHAT?!

(Lol that was pretty random)

(Another day in RiverClan)

Mistystar- Reedwhisker! Come to my den, please!

Reedwhisker- Yes, Mistystar?

Mistystar- Son, we have a serious problem going on here.

Reedwhisker- I'll increase the border patrols right away!

Mistystar- That is not necessary.

Reedwhisker- Then what is?

Mistystar- The problem is you love Willowshine.

Reedwhisker- N-no I don't! You cray-cray!

Willowshine- WHAT?!

The whole Clan- WHAT?!