Purdy: *reading from a book* I was lying in my nest, staring up at the ceiling.

Jayfeather: What are we lstening to, again? One of Purdy's tales about chasing a mouse and galloping in the sunset with Sol?

LIonblaze: StarClan, spare us!

Purdy: STARCLAN CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW! Anyway, I heard a rustle. It was Bramblestar, leader of our Clan. He gazed at me, as if debating to say something. He opened his mouth, then closed it, then opened it again.

Bramblestar: Where is your life going right now?

Purdy: Who knows? Finally, he spoke. "You have to leave," he meowed. "I am turning into a vampire."

Mousefur: *appears* Aww shucks, don't tell me this dung-for-nothing story is that Twilight fantasy!

Purdy: SHUT. THEM. FLAPPING. GUMS. I. AM. TELLING. A. STORY. Anyway, I shivered in fear. A vampire? "How can cats turn into vampires?" I found myself asking.

Cherrypaw: The world may never know!

Molepaw: *takes a lick of a Tootsie Roll Pop*

Purdy: Bramblestar didn't answer. Instead, he just turned deathly white, his skin the color of paper, eyes as red as blood. He advanced towards me, and within biting distance, he slowly entered his jaws into my face.

Lilypaw: MY PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL FACE!

Dewkit: This story, man...

Lilypaw: What's a man?

Purdy: NOBODY CARES, OKAY? I yelped out in pain, but when I tried to speak again, Bramblevampire was already gone, the wind whistling suddenly of his absence. Nowadays, I desired and worshipped Bramblestar.

Warriors is love,

Warriors if life.

Bramblestar: Well.

Brightheart: Why the whole warrior world? The story was mostly about Bramblestar!

Cloudtail: Yeah! Why wasn't MY sexiness in the tale?

Purdy: Mistystar changed my saying, okay? Shut it, now! Let me rest!

Dovewing:... Warriors is love, Warriors is life.

~Dovewing 2014