Lionblaze: *running around singing* WEEEE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS...

Cinderheart: *sighs* Apparently Lionblaze is still hyped up on eggnog,

Squirrelflight: *is chugging down some* And there's a problem with that?

Bramblestar: You're right! We need something else to make this Clan Christmassy... like MISTLETOE!

Daisy: Mistletoe? Why mistletoe?

Toadstep: Because mistletoe is mistletoe, duh.

Jayfeather: Twoleg legend says that they kiss under a mistletoe... whatever kissing is.

Cherryfall: EWWW, what if I have to nuzzle a she-cat? Gross!

Sandstorm: *cuffs her around the ear* Show some respect for your elders!

Jayfeather: YOU CALLING ME OLD, GRANNY?

Sandstorm: WHO ARE YOU CALLING GRANNY, GRANNY?

ThunderClan: OOOOOOHH!!!

Sorrelkit: NEED SOME FEVERFEW FOR THAT BURN, SON?

Jayfeather: *throws a clump of mistletoe* MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND GOODNIGHT! *goes into den*

Cloudtail: *starts hanging mistletoe* Let's troll some cats!

Bramblestar: Dovewing, Ivypool, Birchfall, and Bumblestripe, go to the other Clans and hang mistletoe over their entrances. STAT.

Dovewing, Ivypool, Birchfall, and Bumblestripe: SIR, YES SIR! *leaves*

--A FEW HOURS LATER--

Cherryfall: *meets Molewhisker under the mistletoe* UGH, I have to touch muzzles with my own BROTHER? How creepy is THAT?

Lilyheart: *under a mistletoe with Bramblestar* Um... hi, Bramblestar.

Bramblestar: Why hello, Lilyheart. What beautiful weather we're having.

Lilyheart: Yeah... does it ever strike you as weird that mistletoes are named after toes?

Bramblestar: Yeah, it is weird.

Bramblestar and Lilyheart: *stalling*

Graystripe and Millie: *making out under a mistletoe*

Dovewing: WE RETURNED FROM OUR MISSION--oh StarClan, I have to nuzzle IVYPOOL?

Ivypool: Hey, sis.

Whitewing: It seems I have been paired with Rosepetal.

Rosepetal: Hey, Whitewing.  

Brightheart: Sup, Fernkit.

Fernkit: Sup, Brightheart.

...and ThunderClan got humiliated for the rest of the day by their festive idea.

StarClan: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!