Cherrypaw: Man, I sure wish I had some Twizzlers.?

Molepaw: Twizzlers?

Cherrypaw: Twizzlers.

Lilypaw: Why would you want Twizzlers? Aren't they Twoleg food?

Squirrelflight: Don't we honor the Twolegs, since Firestar was a kittypet?

Sandstorm: *extreme sobbing and repeatedly blowing her nose in the corner*

Daisy: SQUIRRELFLIGHT!

Squirrelflight: Pshaw! Don't chastise mwah! I'm the deputy!

Daisy: Mother knows best, and the last time I checked, you weren't a mother!

Jayfeather and Leafpool: OOOOOOOOOH! BURN!

Squirrelflight: At least I'M not cheating on someone!

Jayfeather and Leafpool: OOOOOOOH! DOUBLE BURN!

Daisy: *huffs and walks away*

Squirrelflight: Lionblaze, go get the Clan some Twizzlers!

Lionblaze: WHAT? *spits out coffee*

Dovewing:...Erm, why do you have coffee?

Lionblaze: I don't know. Why do YOU love Tigerheart?

Leafpool and Jayfeather: OOOO! TRIPLE BURN!

Squirrelflight: Just do as I asked!

*Arrives at a house*

Lionblaze: This is the destination this StarClan-granted thing directed me to...TWIZZLERS, HERE I COME! *goes in the cat flap*

Lionblaze: GIVE ME ALL YOUR TWIZZLERS, AND NOBODY GETS HURT!

Twoleg: *squeals and throws a Twizzler at him*

Lionblaze: AHHH! TWIZZLERS! *drags himself out*

Twolegs: *shrugs*

Lilypaw: Heheheh...Lionblaze's only weakness. >:3

I AM SOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN FOREVER! I REALLY hope you enjoyed this spoof, and please forgive me! I'm trying my best to update Smoking Hearts, and it kind of distracts me from my other books! School starts next week (DX) so I'll make a spoof about that! Au Revior~

~D0veWing