Twoleg: *goes to tree with chainsaw*

Leafpool: HEY! TWOLEG!

Twoleg: *looks at her*

Leafpool:: Why you gotta cut down trees? Can't you just be friendly towards them and have tea with them?

Twoleg: Wha?

Leafpool: You have to EMBARCE the tree to LOVE the tree.

Twoleg: Eh?

Leafpool: Let me show you how it's done. *mutters* Mouse-brain. *walks up to tree and hugs it*

Twoleg: You are weird. *walks away*

Breezepelt: *stops on the border and looks at Leafpool hugging the tree* *yells* TREE-HUGGER! HA-HA! LEAFPOOL'S A TREE HUGGER, LEAFPOOL'S A TREE HUGGER!

Leafpool: Breezepelt, you gotta EMBRACE the tree. Then you have to LOVE the tree. Then you'll understand their feelings and you can have some tea and crumpets with them.

Breezepelt: What are you, British? *walks away*

*Four Days Later*

Dawnpelt: *walks into ThunderClan territory* I'm gonna cut down a tree and see how these ThunderClan flea-pelts like it!

Tigerstar: *suddenly appears* Be my guest. *hands her a chainsaw*

Dawnpelt: Yes! My granddad is AWESOME! *starts to cut down a tree*

Leafpool: WAIT, MY GOOD MAN!

Dawnpelt: Crud. Listen, Leafy, I'll skewer your insides with this chainsaw if you don't shut your face.

Tigerheart and Rowanclaw: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!

Leafpool: Oh, no, you can't do that unless you want to be bombed in exactly 5 seconds.

Dawnpelt: What?

*a bomb falls from the sky and destroys Dawnpelt*

Leafpool: This is the tree's wrath when you try to cut it down. Trees have feelings, too, so you have to hug the tree, and the tree will hug you back, and you will be best friends forever.

Dawnpelt: *waves her paws* YO, SHERLOCK, I'M DEAD!

Leafpool: *hugs the tree* Even Sherlock can hug a tree. Even Jayfeather can hug a tree.

Jayfeather: *suddenly is teleported to Leafpool's location*

Leafpool: Honey, you can hug the tree with me, right?

Jayfeather: Um... I'll pass.

Leafpool: Come on! You can hug a dang stick, but not the source from a dang stick?

Jayfeather: Um.

Dawnpelt; Your mom's weird, Jay.

Jayfeather: You're weirder.

Lionblaze and Squirrelflight: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!

Dawnpelt: Whatever, tree-hugger. *disappears*

Jayfeather: Bye, Leafpoolthetreehugger.

Leafpool: Bye sweetie!!!! *continues to hug the tree*

*After two days straight*

Squirrelflight: Uh, Leafpool. why are you still hugging the tree?

Leafpool: Why would you NOT hug a tree?

Squirrelflight: Don't you wanna stop?

Leafpool: Why would I?

Squirrelflight: *pauses dramatically*...Because every other tree has been cut down. Everyone took advantage of you hugging only this tree and cut down the rest.

Leafpool: *gasps* OHHHHH MYYYY STARCLAN! THIS IS TERRIBLE! I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO HUG EVERY TREE AT ONCE! I KNOW, I'LL ASK STARCLAN FOR GUIDANCE!!!!!! *literally runs through trees to go to the Moonpool*

Squirrelflight: Tree-hugger. *walks away*

Dovewing: *gets a book and puts on glasses* Hello, my name is Dovewing. I would like to tell you some very important things. Okay, don't be a Leafpool.

*everyone waits for more as crickets chirp*

Dovewing: *closes the book* Well, that's all!

Lionblaze: REALLY??? *lifts a table and smashes it on the ground* I THOUGHT THERE WAS MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leafpool: *crashes through the camp* EVERYONE, GET TO HUGGING TREES IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Bramblestar: *watches his Clan* .........What has become of my Clan?