This is Why You Don't Text and Drive...
Key:
Bold is Leafpool.
Italics is Squirrelflight.
Squirrelflight: Bramblestar, do you need anything else from Meow Bell?
Bramblestar: No, honey. Here are the keys to the Cat-Mobile!
Squirrelflight: Okay...
*On the Road*
Hey, Leafpool!
*A few minutes later* Hi, Squirrel-sis!
Have any plans this fine, fine evening?
Wait...aren't you driving to Meow Bell for Bramblestar?
Yeah.
Which means you're texting and driving...
Yeah, so?
So, that's unsafe! TOTALLY unsafe!
I am the deputy, Leafpool. I have the sharpest sense in the Clan, besides Bramblestar.
Hey!!! Medicine cats have a lot of sense, too!!
But you're not a medicine cat anymore! Oh, rabbit droppings! Gotta go!
Squirrelflight: HEY! GET OUTTA MY WAY! *beeps*
Blackstar: Honey, I ain't going nowhere till I get my pizza!
Lionheart: ShadowClan cat, I told you millions of light years that MEOW BELL DOESN'T SERVE PIZZA!
Squirrelflight: Gosh, T.T.Y.L! I NEEEEEEED to get something for B. Star!
Lionheart and Blackstar: T.T.Y.L? B. Star?
Squirrelflight: Ugh, do you know zero? I.D.K., just get out of my way!
Blackstar: What are you speaking?
Squirrelflight: Y.K!
Blackstar: Whatever, I'll just suffer through Mousefur's rambling...*drives away*
Squirrelflight: T. Y!!!
Lionheart: What do you want?!
Squirrelflight: Choice of Number One, combo 3, and get it here A.S.A.P!
Lionheart: Um, okay...
Blackstar: HAHAHAHAH! I'M BACK, SUCKERS! *rams his car into Squirrelflight's*
Squirrelflight: HEY!!! That was EXPENSIVE, you jerk!
Blackstar: I don't care!
Squirrelflight: J.K, right?!?!?!
That, kids, is why you should never text and drive.
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