Jayfeather: Hey, guys, gather round to hear a ghost story!

Lionblaze: Sorry to ruin your moment, Jay, but the sun is still up.

Jayfeather: SO?! Stars show up at night, and the sun is a star!

Lionblaze: The sky is blue. And the clouds are out.

Jayfeather: THE NIGHT HAS NAVY BLUE SKIES. THAT'S A SHADE OF BLUE. AND CLOUDS SHOW UP AT NIGHT, TOO.

Lionblaze: You'll scare the kits. The queens will whack you with their purses!

Daisy: IT'S A HANDBAG!!!

Lionblaze: IT'S STILL GOUACHE!

Jayfeather: Kits having nightmares is their problem. Not mine.

Lionblaze: Because of YOU!

Jayfeather: Whatever. I'LL GIVE OUT FREE CATMINT IF ANYONE LISTENS TO MY STORY!!!

Bramblestar: Catmint?! LET'S GET WASTED!!!

Cinderheart: But the kits are way too young to eat catmint without white or greencough!

Bramblestar: Does it go against the warrior code, young Cinderheart?

Cinderheart: N-no, I suppose not, but--

Bramblestar: Then it's okay. Isn't it?

Lionblaze: Yeah! So quit sounding like Hollyleaf and get your fair share of catmint!

Cinderheart: But I'm expecting kits, honey!

Lionblaze: Our kits will get wasted today as well, too, like manly toms should!

Daisy: Just saying, Bramblestar, we don't condone the usage of alcohol and drugs! ... And that's all I wanted to say.

Squirrelflight: At the Gathering, Bramblestar, don't mention this.

Bramblestar: Way ahead of you, Squirrelflight, m'dear.

Jayfeather: It was a dark and stormy night, just like this one...

Dovewing: It isn't dark nor stormy. And it isn't night.

Jayfeather: QUIT INTERRUPTING!!! Anyway, there was a young tom. Yes! Just like you! *points to Dewkit* His name was Dew. He was a kit. He belonged to no Clan! In fact, he was born just in the brink of the Clans' downfall. He managed to survive.

Dewkit: Yay! Dewkit's a hero!

Snowkit: No you're not, Grammar Lead Head!

Jayfeather: SHUT YOUR FACES! But then, one day... He fell into the water, and somehow got stuck in the Dark Forest. There were doors ahead of him. Doors. Just doors. Doors that can see into your life, doors that can see into your soul. They were no ordinary doors.

Lionblaze: R-really? The doors can do all that?

Jayfeather: Heh! No. THE END! GET OUT OF HERE!

Bramblestar: SO INTERESTING.