Firestar: *walks onto a stage wearing a monocle and a fake mustache* Welcome, everybody! I am Firestarthegreatgentleman, and tonight a tom of each Clan's choosing will BATTLE AGAINST EACH OTHER TO PROVE WHICH CLAN IS THE MOST GENTLEMANLY! So I bring you the BATTLE OF THE GENTS!!! *expects applause*

*crickets chirp*

Rowanstar: BOO, YOU STINK!! *throws a tomato*

Audience: *begins throwing tomatoes*

Firestar: *cries and runs offstage*  

Bramblestar: *leaps up onto Highledge* Cats who are old enough to be gentlemanly, gather 'round to see what the great Bramblestar has to say!

Sandstorm: Then why are you there? You aren't a gentleman!

Clan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!

Toadstep: Daaang, Sandstorm insulted Tigerstar's SON!

Bramblestar: Well, now we know Toadstep isn't going to be our gentleman.

Toadstep: D:

Bramblestar: Anyway, I'd like to announce the gentleman in this Clan who is going to go against all the others! Aaaaaaaand it iiiiiiiiisss....... LIONBLAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Foxleap: OHHH MYYY STARCLAAN.

Cloudtail: WHAT? Lionblaze does EVERYTHING these days!

Lionblaze: That wasn't very gentlemanly of you. So you can clearly see why Cloudtail is not going.

Cloudtail: GO CHASE YOUR OWN TAIL! *begins to cry*

Lionblaze: *puts on monocle and mustache and gets a fashionable cane* Why thank you very much, Bramblestar. I will be departing at once. *fashionably strolls out of camp*

Cinderheart: Don't die, babe. That would suck.

Lionblaze: Don't worry, for I am too much of a gentleman to die. *kisses her paw*

She-cats: *faints*

Lionblaze: *leaves camp and goes to the Great Oak*

Lionblaze: Why hello, gentlemen. *bows*

Tigerheart: *shifts monocle* I did not expect YOU, Lionblaze, to be the so-called gentleman of ThunderClan!

Onestar: I should be the gentleman, since I am the only leader here.

Reedfeather: Yeah, keep telling yourself that!

Lionblaze: *sips a beer that magically appeared* On three, gentlemen?

Tigerheart: I second that.

Onestar: One...

Lionblaze, Tigerheart, and Reedfeather: Two...

All: THREE! *charges at each other*

Onestar: *fights Tigerheart*

Lionblaze: >:3 *sneaks up on Onestar*

Reedfeather: *launches himself on Lionblaze*

Firestar: *takes the stage while the four are fighting* The Battle of The Gents was very tough. After a while of fighting and torn claws and ripped fur, StarClan decided to speed things up... *tomato lands on head* STARCLAN, WHO KEEPS DOING THAT?!

Bluestar: *appears at the battle* Yo, you guys need some help.

Onestar: HELP ME, O'GREAT STARCLAN WARRIOR!! *gets pinned by Reedfeather*

Bluestar: Well, only one gentleman here actually had a power. *hands Mario invincibility star to Lionblaze* So we're giving it back to him.

Lionblaze: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! *invincibility star theme starts playing as he totally shreds everyone* GET SHREKT!

Firestar: Then Lionblaze was claimed gentleman of the century... THE END!! *runs away before he could get tomato'd*

Tomato: *denies physics and flies across the room to get splattered on his pelt*

Firestar: NOOOOOOOOO!! *disintegrates*

Lionblaze: *climbs Mount Everest* I AM THE GREATEST GENTLEMAN OF THE WOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!!!