Bramblestar: *watching the ball drop on television* Yeah, all cats old enough to, um, party and get drunk because it's New Year's, JUST GATHER AROUND, GOD DANG IT!

Daisy: *kisses Spiderleg* Happy New Year, darling!

Spiderleg: *blushes*

Jayfeather: Wow... another year of being alone... yipee.

Dovewing: Oh, don't soil the New Year spirit, Jay! *dances with Tigerheart*

Bumblestripe: *growls* Lay off your paws, ShadowClan warrior!

Tigerheart: Whatever, ThunderClan scum!

Bumblestripe: Take that back! *shreds him*

Dovewing: You totally ruined the 2015 party...

Bumblestripe: What are you talking about?

Squirelflight: Jayfeather, better prepare some medicine, because some cats are literally gonna pass out...

Sandstorm: Pass the champagne, dear!

Graystripe: Since when did we all start acting like Twolegs?

...

Ivypool: Eh, who cares if we act like Twolegs? This day is the one day nobody has to obey the warrior code!

Squirrelflight: AWSPFDLIO!!!! That is NOT true! Bramblestar, control your warriors!

Bramblestar: They're doing nothing wrong! They throw a good party!

Squirrelflight: But, the warrior code...

Bramblestar: Since when did you heed the rules, babe? Now, don't start becoming a Hollyleaf! Yes, the warrior code still rules every day, but this particular day no one gets in trouble if they break a code!

Squirelflight: ..Alrighty, then! *downs a glass of wine*

Cloudtail: These cookies are great! I'm going to call then Cloudtail's Cookies, even though--

Brightheart: Even though your half-blind mate spent a whole day stealing them from a Twoleg house for you!

Cloudtail: Really? Thanks!

Brightheart: *sighs and rolls eyes* I'm going to let him go this time... since it's the first day of 2015!!!!

*All the she-cats squeal loudly*

Leafpool: Oh my StarClan, did you see the new fashion accessories? And they're ON SALE! 'Cause it's 2015!

Daisy: Jesus, did you see the makeup and lip gloss? ONLY 99 CENTS, BECAUSE IT'S 2015!

Tawneypelt: Oh, my StarClan, ladies, the new dresses are on sale! LET'S HURRY AND DO SOME SHOPPING!

Cinderbeart: Oh my StarClan, yes!

Squirrelflight: She-cats, she-cats, let's stop. We're behaving way too much like Twolegs... but we're too fabulous for them!

She-cats: *giggles*

Briarlight: SHUSH! Here comes Jayfeather!

*Sexy music comes on when Jayfeather walks past*

Lionblaze: COME ON! Everybody knows I'm better than Jay!

Cinderheart: I bet twelve squirrels for Briarlight and me to flirt with him! And see who he loves most! >:3

Half Moon: NU-UH, GIRL, HE'S MINE!

Briarlight: What a perfect moment to start in 2015... Jayfeather admitting his love to me. *drags herself over to him*

Cinderheart and Half Moon: *sarcastically* Good luck!

Bramblestar: Cheers for 2015!!!

All the Clans: CHEERS! *toasts*

Happy New Year, guys!!!