WARNING: There is no warning. Anyway, this contains an Ouran High School Host Club moment. If you are unfamiliar with this anime I recently finished, then you won't get anything at all. Otherwise, cheers! (ALSO CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM BRAMBLESTAR'S STORM)

Pinenose: *busts into Rowanstar's den* LOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Snowbird: *follows her* BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL--

Tawneypelt: *strikes a pose* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--

Pinenose, Snowbird, and Tawneypelt: AAAAAAAAAAA!!! Lobelia, Lobeliaa!

Rowanstar: Tawneypelt, love, can you explain this to me?

Crowfrost: Send them away, Rowanstar!

Snowbird: *points at them accusingly with her tail* Rowanstar, we have uncovered the truth you are really a she-cat disguised as a tom.

Tawneypelt: *stares at her* Wait, so I'm gay?

Pinenose: If any of you readers recall, a Warriors book allegiance said that Rowanstar, Rowanclaw at the time, was a she-cat. This is a mistake everyone makes fun of. RESUME!

Snowbird: Yes, Tawneypelt is gay, and no one really knows how Tigerheart, Flametail, and Dawnpelt, our own apprentice, was born.

Pinenose: *snickers quietly* I can think of a reason how.

Tawneypelt: *frustrated* SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!

Crowfrost: *stares, horrified, at Rowanstar* You... you CHEATED on me for that ThunderClan scum?

Rowanstar: Really, Crowfrost, if we were mates it wouldn't be kit-friendly. Also it would make no sense, since Erin Hunter can't possibly decide if I'm a tom or she-cat.

Snowbird: *pukes a little in her mouth* So you really ARE gay.

Crowfrost: We were about to make out until YOU barged in! What's SOOO important? And what is this Lobelia, and what do you have to do with it?

Snowbird: Excellent question, tom!

Pinenose: Lobelia is a she-cat training center where we learn all about she-cat-like things, since we know the warrior code and everything. That training is for apprentices, along with the regular ordeal. We learn how to kiss like Twolegs, and try to hug and everything--

Crowfrost: That sounds disgusting!

Rowanstar: *eyes sparkle* I'M LOVING IT!

Tawneypelt: *hands him food from McDonald's*

Snowbird: And we are the lily league, also known as-

Snowbird, Pinenose, and Tawneypelt: THE ZUKA CLUB!!!!!

Crowfrost: You have GOT to be kidding me.

Rowanstar: Sign me up, Tawneypelt! *wolfs on a French fry*

Snowbird: Mission accomplished! Zuka Club, out!

*Snowbird, Pinenose, and Tawneypelt dance out of the room, singing LOBELIAAAA!!*

Crowfrost: So... wanna make out?

Rowanstar: *squeals girlishly* OH MY STARCLAN, YOU REVOLTING FREAK! *takes her Big Mac and leaves the den*

Crowfrost: Maybe she's better gay with Tawneypelt...