Lionblaze- Hey ThunderClan! *pricks ears*

Clan- Yeah?

Lionblaze- TRUUUUUUUUUE LOOOOOVE! IT MUST BE TRUUUUUUE LOOOOVE! TRUUUUUUEE LOOOOVE! IT MUST BE TRUUUUUUUE LOOOOVE IT MUST BE-

*Jayfeather hops up*

Jayfeather- *slaps him* It must be YOU SUCK AT SINGING AND NOBODY LIKES THAT SONG! AHHHHH! *completely thug mode*

Jayfeather Thug- Nobody wants you to sing, your dumb-bound songs! I hate TRUE LOVE!

IU ahte it!

I hate it!

So y'all, got my number? Hear me rat on about how ShadowClan smells!

Blackstar- HEY!

Jayfeather- And how annoying WindClan cats are!

Onestar- Ey!

Jayfeather- And how FAT RiverClan cats are!

Mistystar- HEY!

Lionblaze- STILL, IT'S TRUUUUUUUUE LOOOOOOVE! TRUUUUUUUUE LOOOOOVE!

Jayfeather- Just. Shut. Your. Face. *gets out of thug mode and jumps down from Highledge*

...Silence.

I DID NOT choose Thug Life.

Thug Life chose ME!