Bramblestar: IT'S ACTUALLY SNOWING!!! OHH MYY GOD!!

Squirrelflight: I'll lead a patrol to Starbucks to get Starbucks for the Clan! Alright, Dovewing, Ivypool, and Cherryfall, come with me!

Dovewing: #Starbucks!

Ivypool: Dovewing, you're being too much of a white girl. Chill.

Dovewing: What's a white girl?

Ivypool: A white she-cat!

Dovewing: I am white. My fur is, like, light gray. Close enough.

Ivypool: *facepaws*

Cherryfall: GIRLS, LET'S TAKE A SELFIE! Say STARBUUUUCKS!

Dovewing, Ivypool, Squirrelflight, and Cherryfall: STARBUUUUUCKS SELFIE!

Jayfeather: JUST GET US OUR GOD DANG STARBUCKS!

Squirrelflight: I don't know how we'll do this, but we will find a way! *goes out*

Lionblaze: I want a HOT COFFEE, so I could actually get up in the morning, and because I'm HOT!

Cinderheart: No wonder. You're blowing off steam way too much.

Briarligh: Ooh, burn!

Lionblaze: Your burn could not penetrate me. I'm too hot for that nonsense!

Briarlight: Burn...?

Millie: Look guys, snow!

Bramblestar: How did that song go again? Let it gooooo, let it gooo, can't hold it back anymore! Let it gooo, let it goo, turn away and slam the door! I don't caare--

Leafpool: BRAMBLESTAR, THAT MOVIE WAS A YEAR AGO! STOP SINGING LET IT GO!

Bramblestar: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

Bumblestripe: I believe it was Let it Snow.

Bramblestar: THE FIRE IS SO DELIGHTFUL. FIRESTAR HAS A BIG CO--

Sandstorm: WHOA, BRAMBLESTAR!

Bramblestar:  What? I was gonna say Firestar has a big cookie! Like, he always carries it around, you know? Makes you wonder if he'll ever eat it.

Sandstorm: ...?

Molewhisker: LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW! Hey, let's grab our Starbucks and go iceskating on the lake! IT'S FROZEN OVER!

Jayfeather: Let me check it! I don't want another drowning incident and be blamed by it...

Briarlight: It seems safe to me...

Jayfeather: Whatever, it's fine, go ahead.

ThunderClan: YAAAAY!

Snowpaw: *reads* Free ice-cream... I WANT FREE ICE-CREAM! *plunges in the stream*

Brightheart: SNOWPAW!

Snowpaw: HELP!! I'M DROWNING! BJHJUHJ! FREE ICE-CREAM! *goes under the water*

Lilyheart: I WON'T LET YOU DROWN, SNOWPAW! Not especially since... Never mind!

Snowpaw: Lilyheart... do I get free ice-cream now?

Lilyheart: You're a free dummy. *walks away*

Snowpaw: ...Let it snow! :D

Briarlight: OH, YEAH, I LOOOVE DRAGGING MYSELF IN THE SNOW! IT'S NOT FREEZING COLD OR ANYTHING, LIKE THIS ICE!

Blossomfall: Nobody cares anymore, sis!

Briarlight: 😒