Daisy: Spiderleg, I think we're having another litter...

Squirrelflight: Really?! Another?! My StarClan, Daisy, isn't it time you give up on nursing?

Daisy: SHUT THOSE FLAPPIN' GUMS OF YOURS. IT'S LABOR DAY, SISTA.

Lionblaze: L-L-L-Labor Day???

Cinderheart: Should I name one of our kits Laborkit, my dear Lionblaze?

Lionblaze: K-k-k-k-kits???

Cinderheart: Yep. :3

Jayfeather: You mouse-brains... I can't believe it!

Dovewing: *shifts glasses that magically appeared* Labor Day, according to these random Twoleg words, say that some goverment of some sorts just signed something, blah, blah, blah, new goverment, Twolegs became richer and... Twolegiar, so they celebrate that exact date that led to their success.

Cherrypaw: BORING!

Lilypaw: I'd rather kiss Molepaw instead of celebrate some annual Twoleg dung!

Molepaw: Twoleg DUNG? This is history, Lilypaw!

Lilypaw: PFF!

Bramblestar: I am the French leader, and the French leader says FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR IT!!!!

Daisy: THINK OF THE KITS, THOUGH! *gets scratched by Leafpool*

Blackstar: Bramblestar? I came in to check-

Lionblaze: I LOVE LABOR DAY! *pounces on him*

Bluestar: I apparently died on Labor Day... and this is how... BYE, SWEETIES! *runs away*

Snowfur:... Eh??????