Bramblestar: Let all the cats old enough to... Ah, forget it! Who cares about the summoning, anyway? I'll tell you who! NERDS!

Lionblaze: Are you being a nerd for Halloween, Bramblestar?

Bramblestar: Halloween? How many times had I told you NOT to study Twoleg holidays, Lionblaze???

Lionblaze: Um... a lot...

Bramblestar: EXACTLY TWO DOZEN TIMES!

Dovewing: Dude, why do you keep count?

Squirrelflight: He likes to keep things organized, right, Brambleyloveytomystary?

Bramblestar: No, you want me to keep everything remembered and checked, so you made a program for me!

Squirrelflight: And it worked! :D

Jayfeather: Who wants to celebrate Halloween?

Cinderheart: Love, can you explain to us what this Halloween is?

Jayfeather: Certainly! Halloween is--

Lionblaze: *punches Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: OW!

Lionblaze: Well, LOVE, Halloween is a thing where Twolegs dress up in costumes and go out to get candy from strangers!

Leafpool: Wow, how safe!

Jayfeather: ... Sarcasm?

Leafpool: What do YOU think?

Dewkit: Mommy, can we go out to do this?

Lionblaze: They call it Trick-or-Treating.

Whitewing: Mom, I don't think--

Cloudtail: OF COURSE IT'S SAFE! IT'S AWESOME! KITS AND APPRENTICES, FOLLOW MEEEE! *runs out of camp*

Squirrelflight: ... This is my father's nephew?

Bramblestar: Apparently.

Half Moon: *appears* Jay Wing, I have come to celebrate this strange Halloween with you!

Lionblaze: What did she call you?

Jayfeather: Er--

Half Moon: Jay Wing!

Lionblaze: ?

Jayfeather: I'll explain later. Or maybe not at all, hoping you'll forget. Will you do that for me?

Rock: MY NAME IS NOT RIIIIICK!

Jayfeather's Stick: Yo.

Jayfeather: I'LL DRESS UP AS MY STICK! WAIT UP, CLOUDTAIL!!! *suddenly dashes after him*

Half Moon: ...What have I fallen in love with?

Dovewing: Hey, guys, I'm gonna go and hang out with Tigerheart, so we cool?

Bumblestripe: Wait, what?

Ivypool: LOOK! AN AIRPLANE!

Bumblestripe: *looks away* What? Where?

Ivypool: *whispers* Dove, let's go! You're my ride to the Dark Forest, okay? You can make out with Tigerheart behind the trick-or-treating kits' backs all you want, but MY RIDE IS FIRST.

Dovewing: Where has this Halloween gone?