Jayfeather: I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, LA LA LAAA! I AM HANDSOME BUT I CAN'T SEE IT, SO THAT MAKES ME HANDSOMEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Lionblaze: You singing about me, there?

Jayfeather: Of course NOT! I was singing about-

Lionblaze: Cinderheart?

Jayfeather: Who would classify Cinderheart as 'handsome?'

Lionblaze:...

Jayfeather: I was singing about my own handsome self!

Lionblaze: He isn't handsome. I'll show him tonight, at the StarClan Fireworks Show! He'll die, just...like...Feathertail...

FLASHBACK OF FEATHERTAIL'S TRUE DEATH

Stoneteller: Ah, Sharptooth! You came here.just in time!

Squirrelpaw: Wait...time for what?

Brambleclaw: ADVENTURE TIIIIIME!!!

Stoneteller: Close. Now, did you silly Clan cats bring any fireworks?

All: N-no...

Stoneteller: HOW DO YOU NOT BRING FIREWORKS TO A FIREWORK SHOW? IT'S-

Feathertail:We didn't know!!

Stoneteller: -THAT'S JUST MOHAGANY!!!!

*points fireworks at them*

*everyone but Feathertail runs*

Feathertail: NOOOOOOOO! *dies*

END

(Time skip)

Half Moon: Hello, everyone, my name is Half Moon, and look!!

 Bluestar: It's a half moon! The medicine cats are going WILD!

All of the medicine kitties: WEWANNASHAREDREAMSWITHSTARCLAN! IFYOUDON'TLETUSGOTOTHEMOON--

Half Moon: Yes, certainly. Anyway, let the Fireworks Show commence!

Lionblaze: HAHAHAHAH!!! *points the fireworks at Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: OMISTARCLAN, BRO! *grows wings and flies out of the way*

Jayfeather: I HAVE WINGS, YOU NERD! WHY DID YOU THINK THEY CALL ME 'JAYFEATHER'?

Lionblaze: Dang nabit...

Everyone else: Ooooooh, pretty fireworks!

Bramblestar: Wait a minute...is that Jayfeaher, flying across the sky?

Squirrelflight: Huh?

Bramblestar:...Never mind.

Happy Fourth of Juy, everyone!!!