Squirrelflight: *looks up* My, my, Bramblestar, what is that in the sky?

Bramblestar: *looks up* Is it a bird?

Lionblaze: A plane?

Dovewing: No, it's SUPERMAN!!!

Jayfeather: No, it's actually a helicopter.

Dovewing: ;(

Helicopter: *touches down*

Bramblestar: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY TERRITORY WITH THAT FLYING MONSTER??? ANSWER ME, PEASANT!

Mistystar: *climbs out* My warriors stole this from a snobby Twoleg kit with a rich daddy. We also stole some... eggnog.

ThunderClan: Eggnog?

Mistystar: *puts on a Santa hat* It's Christmas, guys! Haven't you heard? We can totally get wasted on some eggnog.

Jayfeather: If any of you get sick by this eggnog, don't come crying to me.

Leafpool: What's in this... eggnog?

Mistystar: Well, egg... and some nog. Eggnog.

Cherryfall: What is nog?

Mistystar: WHO CARES, YOU FOREST CATS? *unloads ten barrels of eggnog* YOU WON'T BE EATING DRY MICE TONIGHT, THAT'S FOR SURE!

Bramblestar: LET'S DRINK SOME EGGNOG!!!!!

ThunderClan: YAAAAAAAY! *waves as Mistystar flies away in helicopter*

Squirrelflight: *already on the third bottle of eggnog* Hey, guys, can Mistystar's helicopter be named... *hiccups* the EGGNOGter?

Cinderheart: *hiccups* StarClan, Squirrelflight, just leave ThunderClan now. There's the entrance.

Cherryfall: So, Jayfeather, have you ever considered finding a mate? *spills some eggnog*

Jayfeather: Cherryfall, I know that eggnog is taking away what little smarts you have, but even a newborn kit knows medicine cats can't take mates. You don't even love me.

Cherryfall: One night can make a big difference, Jay.

Hollyleaf: *is flying around* DRINKING EGGNOG IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! EGGNOG CAN'T BE CLAN LEADER! *sees Cherryfall* FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!

Cherryfall: She-cat, get away from my fabulous face.

Molewhisker: *taking it easy on the eggnog* Whoa, it tastes like egg... and nog.

Cherryfall: Why do you think it's called EGGNOG, then, bro? *waves a bottle and starts singing* SAAAAANTA Claus is coming to town...

Rowanstar: ShadowClan, attack!

Bramblestar: *staggers toward them* No, no, no, ShadowClan, for we are not the fighting sort.

Dawnpelt: Say that when we shred all of your FACES!

Cloudtail: Nay, neighbors! *hands out eggnog* Have some merrymaking time with us!

Tigerheart: That sounds incredibly wrong!

Bramblestar: Rowanstar, call upon your Clan to get totally drunk on this stuff.

Rowanstar: Um... okay?

ShadowClan: *already downing bottles*

Rowanstar: NO!! THEY'RE WINNING IN OUR INVASION!!! SHADOWCLAN, RETREAT!

Graystripe: You know, whipper-snappers, not even ShadowClan can ruin Christmas.

Sandstorm: Yeah, WannabeFirestar! *blows nose loudly* Stop being such a Grinch!

Ivypool: Or a scrooge!

Sandstorm: Scrouge? Where? *wildly looks around* Maybe BloodClan can have some eggnog with us!

Molewhisker: Even though they totally tried to murder us and take over the old forest...

Tawnypelt: Maybe Christmas will lighten BloodClan up a little!

Daisy: BloodClan? That sounds scary! Let me hide in the nursery with my eggnog real quick!

Squirrelflight: You and your eggnog will be okay, Daisy. BloodClan is a million miles away.

Daisy: You sure?

Spiderleg: Dear StarClan... *passes out*

Jayfeather: I'm not giving you any medicine tomorrow if you throw up all over the place. Look, Spiderleg's mouth is frothing right now.

Crowfrost: Is he okay?

Jayfeather: Pff, heck if I know.

Littlecloud: What a fox-heart...

Jayfeather: *turns around* What did you say about me, bro? Do you wanna go?

Littlecloud: Um... can I offer some eggnog?

Jayfeather: NO. I want to hang out with my ancient dead friends and cry because everyone here is so annoying! *walks into his den*

Dovewing: *sighs* He doesn't even have any eggnog to keep him company...

Brightheart: *shuts book* That's how our Christmas Eve went.

Kits: O_____O