Crowfeather- GIVE ME ALL YOUR PREY!

Leafpool- Crowfeather, how could you?

Squirrelflight- *getting angry* YOU KNOW WHAT, RABBIT-FACE?

Crowfeather- *lowers stick* What, squirrel-brain?

Jayfeather- HEY! THAT'S MY STICK, YOU LOSER!

Crowfeather- I AM your dad, you know.

Jayfeather- So? Dads don't steal their son's stick!

Squirrelflight* whips out rocks* Go back to your Clan. *throws rocks*

Crowfeather- AHA! I WAS TRAINED IN THE 40S, WOMAN!

Lionblaze- What's a 40? What's a woman?

Crowfeather- *stops in midair* Are my sons always this idiotic?

Squirrelflight- I'm glad they're not mine. Did you know what I had to g through? SHEESH!

Leafpool- SQUIRRELFLIGHT!

Squirrelflight- It's the truth! *grabs Crowfeather's stick* YES! IT'S FINALLY MINE! *hits it like a baseball bat*

Crowfeather- AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *lands in Windclan territory* Ow.

Squirrelflight- Home run!

Lionblaze- What's a-

Dovewing- SHUT YOUR FACE!

Jayfeather- Um, sorry to interrupt, but can I have my stick back? You know I don't say please.