Don't ever push Jayfeather in a hole. Ever.
Squirrelflight- Hey, Jayfeather!
Jayfeather- What?
squirrelflight- See this hole?
Jayfeather- I can't really SEE it, but what about it?
Squirrelflight- *push* That.
Jayfeather- SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! *storms out of there with flailing paws*
Jayfeather- CACKCACKCACKCACKCACKCACKXACKCACKCACK!
Squirrelflight- Not that gun! NOT IT! *dies*
Jayfeather- This is what happens if you push me in a hole. *he says it at a Gathering*
*every Clan looks O_O"
Lionblaze- *purrs* Hey,. Jayfeather!
Jayfeather- What?
Lionblaze- See that lake?
Jayfeather- I can't really SEE it but... *push*
Jayfeather- I DON'T HAVE MY LIGHT MACHINE GUN ON ME! AHHHH! RAGE MODE! HHH! *drowns*
Cinderheart- Jayfeather?
*Jayfeather thrashes out of water and attacks Lionblaze.*
Lionblaze- Can't beat me.
Jayfeather- Yah, I can't.
Bramblestar- NOOB!
Leafpool- Who gave him marshmallows?
*THornclaw raises paw*
Squirrelflight- Ah, thank you for ruining this night.
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