WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM BRAMBLESTAR'S STORM. ONLY CONTAINS MOLEPAW'S AND CHERRYPAW'S WARRIOR NAMES.

Squirrelflight: All right, everyone, time to be sorted out into patrols!

Lionblaze: Can I be in the sexy patrol?

Squirrelflight: No, Lionblaze, you better stay at the Uglycamp. You'll find better uses for your looks here.

Molewhisker: OOOOHHH! BUURN!

Lionblaze: DERP! *throws marshmallows at him while crying*

Molewhisker: I WAS PLANNING TO KEEP IT A SECRET!!!! *runs away*

Cherryfall: He's such a derp.

Dustpelt: Hey! Be kind about your brother!

Cherryfall: Like you were ever kind to yours...

Dustpelt: Hmm... Bramblestar, do you think this young cat is a derp, like her brother?

Bramblestar: *thinking* What would Firestar say, what would Firestar say, WHAT WOULD FIRESTAR SAY??????

Dustpelt: Bramblestar?

Bramblestar: ... I know how you feel.

Dustpelt: Such a derp. *throws a muffin at him*

Bramblestar: Ow! Hey, Squirrelflight, what would Firestar say if he got hit by a flying muffin?

Squirrelflight: He wouldn't have been hit by one.

Bramblestar: Really?! I FAILED YOU, FIRESTAR, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! *kisses the ground*

Purdy: You're right, old 'un... he IS a derp.

LATER THAT DAY

Squirrelflight: *throws an acorn at Bramblestar* Hey, Derpstar! I can see WindClan on the horizon! They're doing the Harlem Shake! Should we challenge them?

Derpstar: Depends. Are they on our border?

Derpstar: Wait. The text is wrong!!! My name is not Derpstar! Hey, author, fix this!

Derpstar: Come on!

Derpstar: Seriously?

Derpstar: WERTYUISWSFGHUJLKTFCESD!!!!

Bramblestar: Finally!

Derpstar: QADEDFVFGBGHNJJMLOP;OUINGHVCDXZXZAER!!!!!

Squirrelflight: NO.

Bramblestar: Then attack immediately! *dashes off*

Dovewing: Such derps.

Bumblestripe: Like yo mama.

Ivypool: OOOOOOH YO MAMA'S A DERP, DOVE!!!

Dovewing: You do understand she's your mother, too, and we're sisters?

Ivypool: Or are we? *grins*

Dovewing: When Derpstar comes back, we need to rename this Clan DerpClan.

Jayfeather: Or name it AwesomeSexyJayfeatherClan!

Poppyfrost: No.

Berrynose: Yeah! We should name it AwesomeSexyBERRYNOSEClan!

Poppyfrost: *sigh* I wish Hazeltail was still alive so Berrynose could be mates with her and not me... big furderpball...

MEANWHILE, IN RIVERCLAN...

Mistystar: Fish.

Reedwhisker: Fiiish.

Willowshine: Fish.

Mothwing: FIIIIISH!

Petalfur: Fish!

Minnowtail: Fiish!

Mallownose: FIIISH.

Shimmerpelt: Fiiiiish.

Lakeheart: FIIISH.

Heronwing;: Fish.

Leopardstar: *appears* How did my Clan become such derps?