Cherryfall: *talking to Molewhisker while drawing cat whiskers on her face with a sharpie* So, like, Lilyheart was all up in my biz yesterday 'cause I was flirting with Jayfeather... do you think she likes him? I think she likes him!
Molewhisker: Um, Cherryfall?
Cherryfall: *finishes cat whiskers* Yes, brother?
Molewhisker: Do you have a cat whisker fetish or something?
Cherryfall: *flips hair that she doesn't have* Uh, of COURSE not! What kind of cat do you take me for? A FREAK?!
Molewhisker: Just asking...
Cherryfall: What made you think I have a cat whiskers fetish?
Molewhisker: Because you said you were flirting with Jayfeather.
Cherryfall: *rolls eyes* You are impossible.
*ShadowClan warrior breaks through the entrance, wearing a paper bag on his head with cat whiskers drawn on it*
Tigerheart: PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAAAAAG! PUT IT IN!!!!
Squirrelflight: No, good sir, for I have the POWER OF TRIANGLES!!! *zaps triangles at him*
Tigerheart: AHHHH!! MATH!!! *dies*
Molewhisker: Does everybody have a cat whisker fetish?
Bramblestar: Alright, yo wacky cats, this Clan's gonna be renamed CatwhiskerClan, and I am Catwhiskerstar.
Molewhisker: Bramblestar-
Bramblestar: CATWHISKERSTAR TO YOU!!!!
Snowpaw: Mommy, what has the Clan become?
Brightheart: *drawing cat whiskers on her face* I'm afraid it has come to AWESOMENESS, sweetie!
Amberpaw: Oh, well. *draws cat whiskers as well*
Dewpaw: She-cats.
Jayfeather: *storms out of his den* Okay, WHO DREW CAT WHISKERS ON MY HERBS???
Toadstep: *pops up, holding a sharpie* CAT WHISKERS IMPROVED THEM!
Jayfeather: THE CAT WHISKERS DID NOT IMPROVE THEM!!!
Blue star: *appears with cat whiskers sharpie-d on her face* HERE'S MY NEWEST PROPHECY FOR Y'ALL: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK!!!!!
Lionblaze: *throws a grenade* KATY PERRY IS NOT TOLERATED IN THIS CLAN!!!!
Molewhisker: WHAT HAS OUR CLAN BECOME???
Graystripe: *wearing a grass skirt and a fruit hat and doing the hoola dance* ThunderClan is finally awesome!!!*takes a banana from the hat* Want some?
Molewhisker: 1v1 me.
Graystripe: OH, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BRO!!!! *tackles him*
Grumpy Cat: MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE TITANIC WAS THE ICEBERG.
Erin Hunter: *gazes at them* ...What the heck happened to our creation?