Dat ThunderClan you know

Lionblaze: ONE DIRECTION IS ALWAYS BETTER!!!! IT'S AMAZYN!

(Keep in mind I hate both of these)

Squirrelflight: JUSTIN BIEBER IS SOOOOO HOT, WHICH MEANS HIS MUSIC IS FAB!!!!

Leafpool: Seriously? Lionblaze, you're so obsessed with Lame D, you start making up words with the people's names!!!! And Squirrelflight....just, no.

Squirrelflight: DDDDDD: HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THE CANADIAN? KISS THE BIEBER, DUDE! KISS. THE. BIEBER.

Lionblaze: And i's not LAME D, it's 1D!!!!

Leafpool: Don't care!

*1D fans crowd around Lionblaze, Bielibers doing the same to Squirrelflight*

Daisy: *behind Lionblaze* DID YOU KNOW THAT LOUIS IS SOOOO HANDSOME? He's, like....MY MATE!

Spiderleg: HEY!

Daisy: Pshh. Clan cats!

Jayfeather: *listening to JB's music*

Squirrelflight: I can certainly tell you, Louis looks like crowfood, and Justin is so hot he's like the SUN.

Cherrypaw: Pick a side, Leafpool! Prove that One Direction is better!

Molepaw: WE WILL DO THIS...FOR MOTHER CANADA!

Jayfeather: *puts his earphones out* It's Mother RUSSIA, APPRENTICE!

Molepaw: *cries, running out of camp*

Lionblaze My fellow teammate will come back!

Leafpool: You're all insane. No sides! Not now, not ever! *leaves*

Everybody: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!

Dem ShadowClan folks

Littlecloud: Boy, am I parched! I can sure use some water!

*walks down*

Littlecloud: *sticks tongue out at water*

Frog: CROAK!

Littlecloud: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!

Frog: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECROAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

Littlecloud:...Oh, right! This is the SWAMP water!

Frog: HECK YEAH IT IS! AND YOU DISTURBED MY HIBERNATION!

Littlecloud: It's not even leaf-bare...

*magically turns to leaf-bare*

Frog: See ya never! *disappears*

Littlecloud: What a frog-brain that frog is!

De WindClan peoplez

Breezepelt: ALL AROUND THE CHICKEN COOP, THERE WAS ONCE A WESEAL!

Crowfeather: POP, GOES THE BREEZEPELT!

Nightcloud: POP, GOES MY ANNOYING MATE!

Onestar: POP, GOES MY CLAN!

*everyone disappears*

Onestar:...What have I done?

Onestar: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!

WindClan (in space): EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!

RiverClan swimmers

Mistystar: HEY SON!

Reedwhisker: HEY, MOM!

Mistystar: WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?

Reedwhisker: WHAT?

Mistystar: I HATE YOU!

Reedwhisker: W-...what?

Mistystar: I. Hate. You.

Reedwhisker: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! *runs out of camp, crying*

Mistystar: May all the cats who can catch their own prey join beneath the Riverrock for a Clan meeting!

*everyone gathers*

Mistystar: Wanna know something?

Mothwing: SPIT IT OUT, GRANNY!

Mistystar: I HATE YOU ALL! :D

Everyone:.............................

Mistystar:.......................

Everybody: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Mistystar: Oh, StarClan...