A/N: I am not going to explain the characters just learn as you go.

Fluffpaw: Follow me Lilypaw. I found the perfect place to hide the presents.

Lilypaw: Where?

Fluffpaw: under Birdkit's fat belly.

Lilypaw: *falls on the ground laughing*

Birdkit: what you all talking about (in southern accent)

Fluffpaw: Just how fat you are

Birdkit: I ain't fat mate. If anyone is fat it ought to be Firestar (in Australian accent)

Lilypaw: You dears have terrible accents. You should hear my British one. Isn't it just lovely.

Firestar: Yes Lilypaw. Your accent is lovely. *under breath* your voice on the other hand not so much.

Lilypaw: *walks away with head high* My voice is lovely Firestar said so.

Birdkit: Yes because whatever Firestar says must be true.

Random group of cats: cause if you've seen it on tv... IT MUST BE TRUE!

Loner: what is with them *points to cats*

Firestar: They are crazy

Fluffpaw: For once Firestar is right.

Birdkit: *gasps*

Sandstorm: *faints*

All leaders: *die and lose one life*

Mousefur: FIRESTAR IS OUT TO KILL US ALL.

A/N Shoutout to Missy for help with the names... She is awesome!