The spoofs have begun :3

a/n Fluffkit is one of my ocs she is actually just a female version of Cloudkit lmao

Fluffkit: hey Cloudkit you look like me
Cloudkit: no Fluffkit you look like me
Fluffkit: no you look like me
Cloudkit: no you look like me
Fluffkit: CLOUDKIT I AM YOUR FATHER *takes out red lightsaber and swings it around*
Fireheart: FLUFFKIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Fireheart: LIKE ACTUALLY
Fireheart: FLUFFKIT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT LIGHTSABER
Fluffkit: oh that's what it's called!
Fluffkit: I thought it was a red stick
Fluffkit: *completley ignores Fireheart and keeps swinging lightsaber around*
Cloudkit: uhm says who
Mapleshade: *appears out of the dark forest* SAYS ME MWAHAHAHA
Fluffkit: *drops lightsaber and mouth drops open*
Cloudkit: *mouth drops open*
Graystripe: *charges in and pounces on Mapleshade* NYANYANYANYAN
Mapleshade: GET OFF ME YOU BIG FAT LUMP OF NOTHINGNESS
Graystripe: *sits on Mapleshads head* heheh wafflez
Fireheart: what
Graystripe: waffLEZ
Fireheart: WHAT!?
Graystripe: WAFFLEZ! GIM MOI ALL YO WAFFLEZ!
Bluestar: ok WHO GAVE GRAYSTRIPE CATMINT?
Fluffkit and Cloudkit: *scarred for life*
All of ThunderClan: *looks at Fluffkit and Cloudkit*
Cloudkit: if you strike me down now I will be become more powerful then you can ever imagine *disapears*
Fluffkit: Fluffy Wan Kenobi *disapears*
Lionheart: okay what
Lion heart: is going on
Longtail: IM TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR Y'ALL
Tigerclaw: Longtail shut up
Longtail: *silence*
Ravenpaw: hey peeps
Ravenpaw: guess what
Ravenpaw: TIGERCLAW KILLED REDTAIL *sprints off*
Bluestar: waaaaaaaaaaat
Dustpelt: OH YOU-
ThunderClan: *glares at Tigerclaw and Dustpelt*
Mapleshade: mwahahahahahhahahahHAHAHAHAHA GUESS WHAT YALL I KILLED REDTAIL NOT THIS WEAKLING *throws pies at tigerclaws face* BHAHAHAH I kILLED EVERYONEEEEE *dissapears into dark forest*
Tigerclaw: *le dead*
Fluffkit: *reappears* see I told you I'm your father Cloudkit *dissapears*
Cloudkit: *reappears* *slaps everyone with fish* PEACE YALL *1 million fish fly out of the sky* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA *dies*
Bluestar: well
Everyone: *dies*
SQUIRRELFLIGHT: whaaaattttttt no fair I didn't get to use my button
Fireheart: we're not really dead this is a SPOOF DUHH
Fireheart: okok WHO are yOU
Squirrelflight: um
Squirrelflight: your future daughter
Squirrelflight: *makes Leafpool appear* right Leafpool
Leafpool: ok what
Squirrelflight: ok you might want to sit down
Fireheart: I'm dead so
Fireheart: doesn't make a difference
Squirrelflight: okayyyyyy this is gonna take a while
Squirrelflight: so I'm kinda explaining your life story here
Squirrelflight: so
Squirrelflight: a/n so if you haven't read the warriors series I suggest not reading this part because it's filled with spoilers 😏 so unless you like that stuff haha do whatever you wantttttt Tigerclaw finaLLY gets exiled from ThunderClan but then he goes to ShadowClan because Nightstar died so he becomes Tigerstar, and then he leads a pack of DOGS into ThunderClan territory and he kills BRINDLEFACE,
Brindleface: o-o
Ashkit and Fernkit: nooooo
Cloudkit: bye mommy
Squirrelflight: and then OH YEAH FIREHEART BTW YOURE DEPUTY NOW ;D anyway then pretty much all the Clan goes to Sunningrocks except you, Sandstorm, Cloudtail (yea Cloudkit you got your warrior name ;D) and a couple other peeps (btw Fernkit and Ashkit are apprentices now ;DDD) and then you have some cool plan but then Tigerstar almost gets you killed by a dog (boo) but Bluestar saves you (yay!) but then dies (aww) and then you become leader and we all think it's the last of TIGERSTAR BUT DUN DUN DUN ITS NOT
ThunderClan: *gasps*
Squirrelflight: and by now Goldenflower already had her kits Tawnypelt and Brambleclaw but they're only 'paws right now and YOU MENTOR BRAMBLEPAW
Squirrelflight: and then you appoint Whitestorm as deputy but then Tigerstar allies with RiverClan and he rules both Clans and calls them TigerClan and asks you and Tallstar and your Clans to join him but YALL REFUSE and then there's a half clan warriors killing and Stonefur dies and you rescue Mistyfur, Featherpaw and Stormpaw and then they come to ThunderClan and Graystripe is happy but then there's a HUGE BATTLE because Tigerstar brings a band of twoleg place rogues who call themselves BLOODCLAN to the forest and then Tigerstar makes the leader called Scourge maddddddd and Scourge kills Tigerstar, and I mean actually kills him all his nine lives are gone and he's dead, and then Scourge is like y'all got three days to leave or else you're all gonna DIE and then no Clans leave and the huge battle happens and then Whitestorm dies (whaaa) but before he dies he's like FIRESTAR MAKE GRAYSTRIPE YO DEPUTY so then you do and then a lot more fighting happens and Scourge makes you lose a life but then you KILL HIM YESSSSSS and then BLOODCLAN AINT BLOODCLAN no more because they don't exist bahahah and then yeah yeah yeah battles over blah blah blah and YOU AND SANDSTORM HAVE KITS (me and Leafpool ;D cuz we're coOL ;DDD) oh and then blah blah there's like some weird prophecy thing that I'm not gonna explain just WAIT AND SEE and then BRAMBLECLAW, some WindClan apprentice called Crowpaw, Feathertail, Stormfur, Tawnypelt and MYSELF go on the quest to find midnight who btw is a badger who can talk to cats and understand them
ThunderrClan: oooooooh
Squirrelflight: and then Feathertail dies Squirrelflight: sorry Graystripe but it's destiny
Squirrelflight: and then everyone goes back home the end and cuz Crowpaw LOVED HER he NAmEd HIMSLEF CROWFEATHER in her HONOUR and THENNNNNNNNN AND THEN AFTER THAT GRAYSTRIPE GETS CAPTURED BY TWOLEGS AND THEN LIKE AFTER 100000000 MOONS FIRESTAR APPOINTS BRAMBLECLAW AS THE NEW DEPUTY AND ALL THE CLANS HAVE TO FIND NEW TERRIORY BECAUSE THE TWOLEGS ARE tAKING OVER OH MY STARCLAN and thennnnnnn
Squirrelflight: Cinderpelt already took in Leafpool as an apprentice by now (she did a LONGGGGG time ago) and then ONE DAY CROWFEATHER meets LEAFPOOL and then they have kits SHHH ITS SUPER BAD I KNOW and then I tell Brambleclaw that they're mine shhhh and their names are LIONKIT JAYKIT AND HOLLYKIT and there's a prophecy about them (but shh Hollyleaf isn't actually in it) and then Brightheart who isn't actually born right now in actual time and CLOUDTAIL have kits and one is called Whitekit and then she grows up and has kits called IVYPOOL AND DOVEWING AND DOVEWING HAS SUPER HEARING POWERS SHH SHES IN THE PROPHECY NOT HOLLYLEAF and then everyone knows Hollyleaf LIONBLAZE and Jayfeather are actually Leafpool and Crowfeathers list and then eventually Hollyleaf runs off and hides in some tunnels and everyone thinks she's dead
Squirrelflight: but she's not
Squirrelflight: and then a lot of stuff happens that I'm not gonna explain because it's boring
Squirrelflight: and then the dark forest cats (evil StarClan cats like TIGERSTAR) have a battle with EVERY SINGLE CLAN except SkyClan because they're not at the lake (new territory) BUT STARCLAN INCLUDED and then HAWKFROST (Brambleclaws half brother, same dad different mom because his mom is a ROGUE CALLED SASHA and her daughter is called MOTHWING SHES THE NEW RIVERCLAN MED CAT K
Squirrelflight: AND THEN YKNOW HAWKFROST ALMOST KILLS IVYPOOL BUT HOLLYLEAF COMES BACK YAY AND SAVES IVYPOOL BUT THEN DIES NOOO
Squirrelflight: AND THEN SOME STUFF GOES DOWWNNNN
Squirrelflight: AND SPOTTEDLEAF DIES BC SHE SAVES SANDY
Squirrelflight: SRY DAD UR CHILDHOOD CRUSH DIED
Squirrelflight: AND THEN FIRESTAR IS ON HIS LAST LIFE TRYNA KILL TIGERSTAR BUT THEN TIGERSTAR KILLS HIM AND THEN SOME CAT KILLS TIGERSTAR THE END
Squirrelflight: oh yeh Brambleclaw becomes Bramblestar
Squirrelflight: okok I'm done now a/n ok y'all can start reading again now XD
Fireheart: WHAT
Sandstorm: well now I know what to call our kits
Fireheart: WHAT
Sandstorm: I said NOW I KNOW WHAT TO CALL OUR KITS
Fireheart: WHATTTT
Sandstorm: ;-;
Fireheart: TIGERCLAW KILLS ME
Squirrelflight: um ye-
Fireheart: YOURE KIDDING RIGHT
Squirrelflight: yes he does I just sai-
Fireheart: OH MY STARCLAN WHY
Tigerclaw: I'm right here y'know
Fireheart: shut
Fireheart: up
Tigerclaw: um no Scourge did
Fireheart: SHUT
Fireheart: UP
Tigerclaw: *nose bleeds*
Cinderheart: Ayyyyeee  peeps I'm Cinderpelt from the future
Everyone: o-e
Cinderheart: a/n another spoiler explanation thing Roflroflroflroflrofl okok well CINDERPELT *winks at Cinderpelt* hey me ANYWAY so Cinderpelt dies protecting Sorreltail and her kits and then STARCLAN gives a second chance to become a warrior or something like that because we all know Cinderpelt was SUPPOSED to be  a warrior
Cinderpelt: v-v
Cinderheart: so then she comes back as me and I get a leg injury too yay but Leafpool never sees Cinderpelt in StarClan so she's messed and then I choose not to be like Cinderpelt so then Cinderpelt's spirit goes to StarClan
Cinderheart: the end
Everyone: e-v
Everyone: *claps*
Squirrelflight: o THANKS
Cinderheart: LUV U LIONBLAZE ;D
Lionblaze: ooooo CindY THInkS IM H0T
Lionblaze: HAHA SUKURZ
Lionblaze: *dissapears*
Every cat ever: *dies*

A/n Ik this is really bad but it's my randomness leaking out mwahahaha and its my first spoof I made it a longlong time ago ;D this Spoof is actually over 1,800 words IM SO HAPPY YAY ITS ALMOST 2,000 but anyway this is probably the longest spoof anyone has ever seen in their LIFE but yeah YAY MEEEEEEEE AND UH YAY YOU FOR ACTUALLY SURVIVING THE LONGEST WARRIORS SPOOF EVER ;D

FRIENDLY MUSHROOOOOM ;DDDDDDDD
So uh yeah thanks for reading but idk why I'm saying this bc no one ever reads my books smh they're crAP but yeah
If you ACTUALLY READ THIS THANKS SOSOSOSOSOSSO MUCH BECAUSE I LOVE YOU IF YOU READ THIS JUST COMMENT I READ YOUR BOOK OR LIKE MESSAGE ME OR SOMETHING JUST SO I KNOW YOU READ IT BECAUSE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND I WILL FOLLOW YOUUUUUU xx
And I'm talkin to y'all fakers rn don't just comment on this or send me a message saying I READ THIS because you want a follow like please if you're gonna do that at least ACTUALLY READ THE BOOK PLEASEEEE AND THE ODDS WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR FAVOUR THANKS SOSOSO MUCH BBS 💗💗
If there's any spelling mistakes please just let me know by commenting on that paragraph (just 'highlight' it then click the 'comment' tab thing) because I'm actually on the plane while writing this and I'm trying to fix any mistakes but I'm just like in a rush so or just comment at the end XD anyway so yeah comment any spelling mistakes and I'll fix themmm, 💗💗 but I can ONLY DO THAT IF YALL LET ME KNOW ;D
Also Squirrelflight wants donations of PIES and COOKIES or else she's gonna explode the world with her BIG RED BUTTON (oh no) so please donate to her if you like ;D
Squirrelflight: no not 'if you like' YOU HAVE NO CHOICE SO DONATE
O-o okok Squirrelflight calm down they have human rights
Squirrelflight: and I have cat rights DIFFERENCES!!
O-o
So uh drop your pies and cookies in THIS COmment paragraph ((; <<<<
Wasn't my idea originally full credit to whoever made it ; ) ^^
Squirrelflight: it was me
Squirrelflight: I made MY PIES and MY COOKIES and MY BIG RED EXPLOSIVE BUTTONS
o-o anyway thankssssss XDD

~ Brightwing ;D

Haha btw that's my warrior name ;D even if my username is jayXnami that's actually because I ship Jayfeather x Tsunami (warriors and wings of fire) it's not my warrior name
Lollololololol anyway byeeeeeee

~ Brightwinggggggg ♥️