a/n this spoof is mineee XD anyway I'm trying to update more so 💁 enjoyyyyy

*at the ThunderClan camp*
Jayfeather: *sorting herbs* *muttering* could life really get any worse when there are just cats popping into your den asking fo-
Cloudtail: HEYYYY JAYFEATHERRRRR!!
Jayfeather: life could get worse. *sighs* what do you wa-
Lionblaze: HEYYYYYY JAYJAY!!!!! ;D
Jayfeather: Wh-
Birchfall: AYYEEEE JAYFEA-
Jayfeather: okay that's it WHAT DO YOU PSYCHOPATHS WANT WITH MY LIFE?
Cloudtail: ...
Lionblaze: ...
Birchfall: ...
Jayfeather: Huh.
Cloudtail: Well we were go-
Jayfeather: *glares* shut up.
Cloudtail: Bu-
Jayfeather: Just shut up.
Cloudtail: yes m'am.
Jayfeather: *eyes bright red* ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER?
Cloudtail: uh n-
Jayfeather: *shooting lasers out of eyeballs like serial killers would XD* GET OUT OF MY DEN
Cloudtail, Lionblaze and Birchfall: *backs away* ahaha BUH-BYE

a/n this kinda sucked but I'm tryna update for those of you who actually read my book 😩💜😂