a/n ok guys so I just came on and realized that this book officially has 107 READ AND IM FREAKING OUT so thanks to all you readers bc I'm so thankful ily alll XD this is so cringey but HERES ANOTHER SPOOF ;D

*Time mix up...* (remember Fluffkit is an OC of mine [;)
(This spoof IS mine XD)
a/n aghhh if you haven't read the Power of Three series I suggest not reading this spoof because it has slight spoilers XD but anyway

Cloudkit: HEY BRINDLEFACE WHATS THIS WHITE STUFF!?
Brindleface: *sigh* this "white stuff" is called snow
Cloudkit: what's snow?
Brindleface: this white stuff
Cloudkit: what's this white stuff?
Brindleface: Snow
Cloudkit: wha-
Brindleface: just no *walks away*
Ashfur: welp
Cloudkit: HOLY MOTHER OF STARCLAN
Cloudkit: ASHKIT YOU GREW
Ashfur: huh
Ashfur: so I did
Ashfur: *shrinks and ages backwards*
Ashkit: yus being small is betta 😏
Fernpaw: HAHA IM AN APPRENTICE YOU SUCKAS
Ashkit: *pressed button*
Fernpaw: *shrinks and ages backwards*
Fernkit: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
Ashkit: ok what
Cloudkit: in StarClan
Fluffkit: is a platypus
All kits: *stare at Fluffkit*
Fluffkit: THATS RIGHT IM BACK FROM THE DEAD SUCKAS
Cloudkit: YUS MAH TWIN
Fluffkit: 😏
Twoleg kit: *runs by drops blanket runs away*
Fluffkit: *drapes blanket around body* IM SUPAMAN
Cloudkit: who is that
Ashkit: that thing is too big for you
Fernkit: DONT TOUCH IT
Hollykit: OHHH MAI STARCLAN SHES BREAKING THE WARRIOR CODE THATS A TWOLEG THING D:
All kits: who tf are you
Hollykit: I AM THE REAL SUPERMAN
Fluffkit: 😒
Firestar: naw I am
Jaykit: *ahem* yes the great and powerful Firestar beat all his enemies and went undefeated by all cats
Jaykit: then he was killed by a tree
Jaykit: a freaking TREE
Jaykit: AND YOU CALL YOURSELF SUPERMAN
Jaykit: BRO I GOT EPIC POWERS
Jaykit: I CAN SEE IN DREAMS AND PRE MICH READ YALL MINDS
Lionkit: yep
Lionkit: and I can't be beaten in battle mwahahah
Hollykit: I CAME BACK FROM THE TUNNELS OF DEATH
Fallen Leaves: oka-
Firestar: no Fallen Leaves shut up
Firestar: nobody actually knows you
Fallen Leaves: I'll have you know that you're all hear BECAUSE OF ME I AM ALL POWERFUL ONE OF THE FIRST CATS AT THIS LAKE
all cats: ok dude calm down bruh
All cats: broseph
Jaykit: I am the great and powerful JAYFEATHER
Hollykit: coughcoughjaykitnotjayfeathercpughcough
Lionkit: YES JAYKIT HAS TONS OF FANGIRLS
Lionkit: ITS VERY MICH TRUE
All JAYBAE FANGIRLS: *scream histerically*
Jaykit: 0-0
Lionkit: ANYWayyyy
Fluffkit: *still has blanket* I AM FLUFFSTAR, LEADER OF THUNDERCLAN!!
Firestar: um excuse me?
Fluffstar: NO YOU ARE NOT EXCUSED
Fluffstar: YOU ARE SENTANCED TO EXILE
Firestar: no
Firestar: not happening
Firestar: now get outta my clan
Firestar: nobody even knows you
Cloudkit: except me
Firestar: except Cloudkit
Fluffstar: aw
Fluffkit: no imma be Fluffkit
Firestar: now stay that way child
Fluffkit: *STILLLL has blanket around body* yessir
Fluffkit: mommy I'm cold
Firestar: what
Fluffkit: you're my my mommy shut up
Fluffkit: mommy I'm COLD
*silence*
Fluffkit: BRINDLEFACE
Brindleface: yes?
Fluffkit: YOU ARE NOW MY MOMMY
Fluffkit: I AM CLOUDKITS TWIN
Brindleface: uh k
Fluffkit: MOMMY IM COLD
Lionkit: *sighs*
Brindleface: ...
Fluffkit: MoMmY i Am CoLd
Hollykit: *sighs*
Brindleface: ...
Fluffkit: MOMMY I AM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-
Jaykit: *while Fluffkit is still screeching* *sigh* I've had enough of this
Fluffkit: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-
Jaykit: FOR STARCLANS SAKE SHUT UP YOU HAVE A....
Jaykit: A....
Jaykit A...
Millie: it's a blanket
Jaykit: okay I have no idea who you are we'll talk bout that later but thanks
Jaykit: okay Fluffkit FOR STARCLABS SAKE SHUT UP YOU HAVE A FUZZY WARM BLANKET AROUND YOU YOURE FINE
Fluffkit: meanie
Jaykit: annoying furball
Fluffkit: excuse me?
Jaykit: no now shut up *walks away*
Fluffkit: *muttering* stupid mouse-brain
Jaykit: I HEARD THAT YOU WILL PAW YOUNG CHILD
Jaykit: now cat who knows what th-
Jaykit: BLANKETCAT GET OVER HERE
Millie: uhm my name is Millie
Jaykit: NO YOUR NEW NAME IS BLANKETCAT
Graystripe: but Firestar said Millie could change her na-
Jaykit: FIRESTAR
Jaykit: DOES
Jaykit: NOT
Jaykit: HAVE
Jaykit: SUPER
Jaykit: AWESOMELY
Jaykit: EPIC
Jaykit: SUPER
Jaykit: POWERS
Jaykit: so he can SHUT UP because his opinion DOES NOT MATTER
Jaykit: AM I CLEAR?!?
All cats: *heads nodding*
Jaykit: *quietly* and heads will roll...
Jaykit: ANYWAY
Jaykit: good
Jaykit: NOW
Jaykit: BLANKETCAT
Jaykit: WHO IN STARCLAN ARE YOU
Blanketcat: um
Blanketcat: I'm actually no cat in StarClan
Jaykit: *sigh*
Jaykit: WHO ARE YOU?
Blanketcat: Blanketcat
Jaykit: I mean BEFORE THAT AND LIKE YOUR LIFE BLAH
Blanketcat: well my name WAS *glares at Jaykit* Millie then SOME CAT *glares at Jaykit again* CHANGED IT
Blanketcat: I was a kittypet, but when Graystripe got captured by two legs I met him and ten STUFF WENT DOWN
Blanketcat: and then I came back with him here
Blanketcat: well actually since half of the cats here aren't even BORN YET
Blanketcat: and Graystripe hasn't been captured yet
Blanketcat: but all that stuff I said into the FUTURE SENSE
Blanketcat: now
Blanketcat: my name is Millie again
Millie: *turns to Firestar* so yeah you're gonna think Graystripe is dead but he ISNT SO DONT EVEN BOTHER  MAKING BRAMBLECLAW THE NEW DEPUTY
Millie: oh yeah Brambleclaw is Tigerstars son
Millie: yes
Millie: very disturbing
All cats: oh no

a/n OKAY this took like 3 days to write bc I'm lazy and stopped writing after like 2 mins XD anyway hope y'all liked thissssss

~ Brightwing