I've been wanting to do this for a long time. XD

Derpwing, in my opinion, is a brat. She whined about being in the prophecy and had to always make things so difficult.

"Gah! I don't wanna be spacoul!" I am going to kick you now.

"Eh! I don't wanna spy on da otha Klans cuz that bad!1!1!" Just stop, Derpwing. Just stop. You go dancing around with Tigerfart and you can't perk your little ears and listen?

"Wah! I'm wanna  tell Firestar bout Leopardstar's death fir no reason!1!1" he would find out eventually you dirt face

"Snce every cat wants to be freds with moi, I'm going to just waltz into WindClan's camp," Make up your mind man. Are you StarClan's gift to the Clans who can do whatever they want or not?

"Omg! Tigerfart is so handsome I luv him so much even though he's ShadowClan,"Going to step on you now.

"Omg! How culd Ivypaw train in the Dark Forest!" You made her feel like dog poop when your actually full of dung.

"Imma tell Tigerfart all bout Jay's catmint!" Why Dopewing?

"Oh nose! Ivy got captured by ShafowClan cuz of me and my stupidity! I'm going to pretend I never broke da code!"

"Even though I promised never to leave I y again imma go to the mountains!!!!!"

"Ugh! Bumblestripe is so annoying and ugly but I'm going to be mates with him anyway so I can break his heart!"

"Oh Tigerfart wants to be mates again. Even though I hate him I'll say yes :3"

"I going to be horribly rude and make sure I'm never alone with Bumblestripe!"

"Yay! I get to meet with Tigerfart again! I rlly want his kits!

"Bumblestripe suxz!" You suck Derpwing .

"Eh I'm going to be mates with Bumblestripe so I can break his heart again!

Ivypool is definitely the better sister.

She joined the Dark Forest because her sister got all the attention, and she wanted to be a better warrior for her Clan. She didn't know who Hawkfrost was, so be easily tricked her into thinking it was okay to be with him. By the time he showed her the Real Dark Forest, it was too late to just back out. She wanted to leave, but Jayfeather forced her back in so she could be a spy. She said no at first, but who wouldn't? If she were caught she would be killed without mercy. In the end she said yes, proving how awesomely brave she is. About her killing Antpelt, he wasn't a good cat anyway so that was just one less cat on the Dark Forest's side. It's pretty much Dovewing's fault she joined the Dark Forest. Another brave thing she did was persuading some of the Dark Forest's recruits to fight for their Clans. So yeah, Ivypool is best and Dopething should just go die in a hole filled with fire ants.