Me: *sips coffee and opens up Wattpad* Why do I have more than 10 notifications? *reads through all notifications* Huh, that's weird.

*clicks on my works*

"Warrior cats FF-Broken Love"

1.4k reads.

*SPITS OUT COFFEE*

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THAT MANY READS BEFORE O MAH GOSH O MAH GOSH O MAH GOSH