5 ways to get firestar to kill you
1. Ask him about Spottedleaf nonstop
Lionblaze- soooo Firestar.... Did you kiss Spottedleaf?
Firestar- O_O
Lionblaze- did you hang out with her a lot?
Firestar- O_O
Lionblaze- why did you like her?
Firestar- O_O
Lionblaze- was she preeeetty?
Firestar- GAH STOP ANNOYING ME WITH DES QUESTIONS (kills)
Lionblaze- (in starclan) yus
2. Dress up like Tigerstar and waltz around camp
Lionblaze- (looks exactly like tigerstar) hahaha! Ima go kill someone!
Firestar- O_O what tigerstar but I eliminated you!
Lionblaze/tigerstar- well try harder next time HAHAHA
Firestar- grr! (Kills)
Lionblaze- (in starclan) yus
3. Fill up his den with McDonald's (tip- do it when he just cleaned)
Lionblaze- hehehe... (Throws lots of McDonald's into firestars den)
Firestar- WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE
Lionblaze- hehehe!
Firestar- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! I JUST CLEANED!
Lionblaze- because I caaaaannn
Firestar- YOU ANNOY ME SO MUCH (kills)
Lionblaze- (in starclan) HEHEHEHEHE
4. Draw on his face with a sharpie when he's sleeping
Lionblaze- HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Firestar- zzzzzzzz
Lionblaze- (draws moustache on his face with sharpie)
Firestar- zzzzzzzzzz
Lionblaze- HEHEHEHEHEHE (tip toes out of den)
Firestar- (wakes up) hmm (looks at self in puddle) GAHHHHHHHHHH LIONBLAZE
Lionblaze- tee hehehehehehe!
Firestar- GRRRRRR (kills)
Lionblaze- (in starclan) HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
5. Write him a book about how dumb he is
Lionblaze- FIIIRRESTARRRRRR
Firestar- kill me now
Lionblaze- I wrote you a book!
Firestar- ok let's have it
Lionblaze- (reads aloud) Firestar is a big dumb bum who knows nothing about how to lead a clan
Firestar- YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Lionblaze- hehehehe (keeps reading) Firestar never killed scrouge, scrouge killed himself cause he never wanted to look at how ugly Firestar was
Firestar- GAHHH (rips book up and kills Lionblaze) YOU MAKE ME SO MAD
Lionblaze- (in Starclan) HEHEHEHEHEHE ANGER ISSUES MUCH
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