Firestar - *walks out of his den* JAYFEATHER WHY IS THERE A TWOLEG IN MY DEN?

jayfeather - I dunno there's one in mind too...

Mousefur - elders are old we can't sleep with a twoleg in our den!

Brambleclaw - wait there's a twoleg in your dens too? Why are there twolegs everywhere?

Random queen - yeah Firestar we need to know why twolegs are all over camp!

Firestar - LET ALL CATS JOIN HERE BENEATH THE HIGH ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!!!!

Every cat - WHY IS THERE A TWOLEG IN MY DEEEEEEN?????!

Random kit - we thought you LIKED twolegs!!!

Every cat in the world except Firestar - *dies*

Firestar - *rips the kits the pieces and then dies*