(at the doctors office)
Fireblaze: * walks in the patients room* *moaning*
Nurse: *very perky* so how are you?
Fireblaze: *thinking: really? You know what I'm swell, so swell in fact, I think that my invisible pet elephant is sleeping on my chest!* (what Comes out) *eye twitches* ummm okay I guess.....
Nurse: Glad to here it! The doctor will be with you shortly :) *walks out of room*
(A little while later)
Doctor: *walks in my room* blah blah blah....
Fireblaze: *coughing*
Doctor: so, any coughing??
Fireblaze: *still coughing* o_O ummmmmmmm yeah.....

A/N: true story.....this happened today in fact.....