Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!"

Brambleclaw: We have two dares to do today!

Firestar: The first dare is from @Omegapro2642! The dare is for Jayfeather to get a random superpower everyday!

Jayfeather: Uh what?

Brambleclaw: Yup!

Jayfeather: What's my superpower for today? *Starts floating* Ah flying...cool! *Flies away*

Brambleclaw: The next dare is from @Ivypool8465! The dare is for Ravenpaw to marry Barley and for Tallstar to marry Jake!

Firestar: My father?

Brambleclaw: Yup! The weddings will be held tomorrow!

*The next day*

Jayfeather: *Shoots lasers from eyes* Yeah laser eyes!! FEAR ME MORTALS!!

Firestar: I think he's enjoying this dare too much.

Brambleclaw: *Shrugs* Oh well. On with the weddings!

Firestar: We are gathered here today for the marriages of Ravenpaw and Barley and Tallstar and Jake. Ravenpaw, do you take Barley to me your mate?

Ravenpaw: I do!

Firestar: And Barley, do you-

Barley: Yes!

Firestar: Alright, Tallstar, do you take Jake to be your mate?

Tallstar: I do!

Firestar: And Jake, do you take Tallstar to be your mate?

Jake: I do!

Firestar: Then by the power vested in me-

Jayfeather: *Shoots Firestar with his laser eyes*

Firestar: Hey! Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: I HAVE THE POWER

Firestar: Fine then, why don't you finish the weddings!

Jayfeather: By the power vested in ME, I pronounce you mates!

Brambleclaw: Yay!

Jayfeather: *Shoots Firestar*

Firestar: Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: FEAR ME

FIrestar: *Runs*

Jayfeather: Get back here mortal! *Chases Firestar*

Brambleclaw: Welp, that's all for today! I have to go help Firestar. Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares! Have a great day/night!