Spoof 74 (An Ask and a Dare) (Requested)
Firestar: Welcome back to "Ask or Dare!" Today we have a question and a dare!"
Brambleclaw: This ask is from @Thatfrostybunnygirl! The question is for all the toms with daughters! How uncomfortable did you get when you found out that your daughter had a mate?
All the toms: *Murmuring amongst themselves*
Firestar: I speak for all of us when I say, at first we were really skeptical about them, but when we realized that we could trust them, we became okay with it. Besides, you'll always be my little girl Squirrelflight!
Squirrelflight: Firestar! Not in front of everyone!
Brambleclaw: Okay! This dare is from @Meadowshard! The dare is for StarClan to unleash Tigerstar with a sharpie!
StarClan: Okay, we don't see anything wrong with that.
Firestar: Wait, how do you not see anything wrong with-
StarClan: *Unleashes Tigerstar with a sharpie*
Tigerstar: *Holding a black sharpie* Oh this will be fun!
Firestar: Oh no.
Tigerstar: Heeeyyy Firestar.
Firestar: No! Don't you dare come near me with that sharpie!
Tigerstar: *Evilly laughs while walking towards Firestar* I just want to show you my new sharpie.
Firestar: Just show it to me?
Tigerstar: Totally.
Firestar: Hmmm... Okay, but only show it to me.
Tigerstar: *Draws mustache on Firestar*
Firestar: Hey! I thought you were only going to show it to me!
Tigerstar: Well you thought wrong! *Turns around* Who's next?
Everyone else: Starts running away from Tigerstar as he chases everyone around*
*Later*
StarClan: *Ascends down to check on what Tigerstar is doing*
Firestar: Well I hope you're happy.
StarClan: What happened?
Firestar: Look around! Tigerstar has drawn a mustache on everyone!
Tigerstar: *Evil laugh*
StarClan: Oh, our bad.
Tigerstar: You're all next! *Lunges at StarClan cats with the sharpie*
StarClan: What have we done! Retreat! *Poofs away*
Tigerstar: *Falls on the ground* I'll get you with this sharpie one day StarClan!
Firestar: Oh man.
Tigerstar: You want another mustache FIrestar?
Firestar: Nooo! *Runs away*
Tigerstar: Mwahahahaha! *Chases Firestar*
Brambleclaw: Well, that's all for today! Thanks for reading and come back next time for more fun dares!
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