Brambleclaw: Yay! Now we can jump on the- hey. Do you hear that?

*Rumbling*

Every cat from every clan: TRAMPOLINE!!!

Lionblaze: Wait! The trampoline can't support every cat's weight!

All of the cats: *Jumps on the trampoline anyway*

Squirrelflight: AAHH! There's too many cats here!

Everyone: *Still jumping*

Dovewing: WOAH! * Flies out of the trampoline* I can fly! *Flies into a tree*

Dovewing: Everyone stop! Do you hear that?

*Creaking noises*

Squirrelflight: The trampoline is going to break!

Everyone: *Rushes to get out*

Trampoline: *Breaks while everyone is trying to get out*

Everyone: *Falls with the breaking trampoline, then everyone gets up*

Dovewing: Hey! I'm still up here in the tree!

Lionblaze: Just jump! I'll catch you! I can't get hurt!

Dovewing: I can just climb down.

Lionblaze: Just jump! It'll be easier!

Dovewing: I can climb! My legs work properly!

Lionblaze: JUST JUMP!

Dovewing: *Climbs down*

Lionblaze: It would have been easier to jump.

Dovewing: You know we have bigger problems to worry about! Like the broken trampoline! Why did everyone come on here at once?!

Mistystar: Berrynose said that there was a competition to see which clan could get on the trampoline first, and whichever clan wins gets the trampoline.

Dovewing: Berrynose!

Berrynose: What?! I thought it would be funny! I was right!

*Silence*

Random cat: *Starts laughing*

Every cat: *Starts laughing*

Tawnypelt: I guess we were pretty funny!

Every cat: *Agrees*

Firestar: On the bright side of this, at least there are no waffles.

Mistystar: Firestar, what's with you and waffles?

Firestar: It's a long story. The only thing you really need to know about them is that they are EVIL!

Squirrelflight: Anyway, what should we do about the broken trampoline?

Brambleclaw: We could move away from clan territory since it can't be fixed.

Every cat: *Agrees*

*Later, back in Thunderclan*

Lionblaze: So what now?

Squirrelflight: Well, I think we should-

Brambleclaw: Find out what we do in the next spoof!

Squirrelflight: No, there are plenty of things we could do around camp and-

Brambleclaw: Until next time!