*When the patrol came back*

Brambleclaw: Firestar! We have something to report!

Firestar: Is another clan trying to invade our territory?

Brambleclaw: No.

Firestar: ARE THERE MORE WAFFLES?! I KNEW IT!

Brambleclaw: Firestar.

Firestar: I CAN'T TAKE ALL OF THIS WAFFLE NONSENSE. WE NEED TO GET READY FOR THE WAFFLE ATTACK!

Brambleclaw: Firestar!

Firestar: WHEN ARE THE WAFFLES ATTACKING?! HOW MANY WAFFLES ARE THERE?! HOW MANY CATS NEED TO FIGHT?! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE WAFFLES ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Brambleclaw: FIRESTAR!!

Firestar: WHAT?!

Brambleclaw: There are no waffles!

Firestar: What?! Then what did you find?

Brambleclaw: We found a trampoline.

Firestar: What's a trampoline?

Brambleclaw: Dovewing?

Dovewing: *Explains everything there is to know about trampolines*

Firestar: How do you know all of this?

Dovewing: It's a long story.

Firestar: Okay. About the trampoline, just move it out of our territory.

Squirrelflight: It's too big and heavy to move.

Lionblaze: Trust me, we've tried. A lot.

Firestar: So what are we going to do about it?

Brambleclaw: Well, I suggest we keep it where it is right now, and any cat who has free time can jump on it.

Firestar: Hmmmmmmm......okay. BUT, cats can only jump on it if they have nothing else to do. I'll create a meeting to tell his to everyone.

* After the meeting*

Firestar: Brambleclaw, Squirrelflight, Lionblaze, Dovewing....... Where are you going?

Brambleclaw: Umm... to jump on the trampoline.

Firestar: What? But you four have to go on a hunting patrol. Also, you need to make sure there are no waffles in the camp!

Brambleclaw: I already assigned a hunting patrol and a waffle lookout patrol.

Firestar: Oh... well you four have to go on a border patrol.

Brambleclaw: Already assigned that too. I assigned tasks to every cat in camp. So we have nothing else to do.

Firestar: Did you assign tasks to everycat on purpose just so you can jump on the trampoline?

Brambleclaw: Yup! Everyone run to the trampoline!

Everyone: *Runs to the trampoline*

To be continued...