Berrynose: Hello and welcome to Interviews with Berrynose! Basically, I will be interviewing random cats about random things. Today, I will be interviewing Jayfeather! Hello Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: What do you want?

Berrynose: Today I will be interviewing you for "Interviews with Berrynose!"

Jayfeather: Out of all the other possible cats in the clan, you choose me...

Berrynose: Yup! So Jayfeather, how are you today?

Jayfeather: I was doing fine until you made me do this interview.

Berrynose: Ok... now I will be asking you a series of questions. Alright?

Jayfeather: No.

Berrynose: First question-

Jayfeather: I don't want to do this.

Berrynose: Do you like being a medicine cat?

Jayfeather: Get out of my den.

Berrynose: Just answer the question.

Jayfeather: Leeeeaaaaavvvee! I'm busy!

Berrynose: Not until you answer my questions.

Jayfeather: I can enter your dreams you know.

Berrynose: Answer the questions!

Jayfeather: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!

Berrynose: Just finish the interview, then I will leave.

Jayfeather: *Long sigh* Fine. Yes, I like being a medicine cat.

Berrynose: Okay, next question. What's it like being blind?

Jayfeather: It's dark.

Berrynose: Can you elaborate?

Jayfeather: There is nothing to elaborate on. It's dark, but your other senses are better than the senses of regular cats. Am I done now?

Berrynose: Not yet. Why do you like your stick so much?

Jayfeather: That's none of your business.

Berrynose: Come on, just answer the question.

Jayfeather: I just did. My answer was that's none of your business.

Berrynose: I need a real answer.

Jayfeather: That was a real answer.

Berrynose: No, I need a reason for why you like you stick so much.

Jayfeather: You don't need to know.

Berrynose: Are you hiding something?

Jayfeather: Okay, we're done here. Bye!

Berrynose: I'm not leaving until I get a real answer.

Jayfeather: I already gave you an answer.

Berrynose: What are you hiding?

Jayfeather: I said bye! Get out of my den, we are done here!

Berrynose: No!

Jayfeather: Fine, but you'll be here a while. Have some fresh kill.

Berrynose: Ok. Thanks. *Eats fresh kill, then falls asleep*

Jayfeather: I knew the poppyseed in the prey trick would work. This show is over. *Drags Berrynose away*