Fireheart: Okay, today we are going to practice hunting.

Cloudpaw: Yay!!

Fireheart: So, see that rock over there?

Cloudpaw: Mhm.

Fireheart: Pretend it's a squirrel.

Cloudpaw: But I thought you just said it's a rock?

Fireheart: I know. But now, pretend it's a squirrel and  pounce on it.

Cloudpaw: But it's a rock.

Fireheart: I know! Just pretend it's a squirrel, kay?

Cloudpaw: But it's a rock?

Fireheart: I know!!! Pretend it's a squirrel and pounce on it!! 

Cloudpaw: Buuuuut, it's a rock.

Fireheart: Okay. Fine. Pounce on the rock. Happy?

Cloudpaw: But I thought you said it's a squirrel?

Fireheart: Okay then, pounce on the squirrel.

Cloudpaw: But it's a rock. 

Fireheart: Then pounce on the rock.

Cloudpaw: I thought you said it's a squirrel?

Cloudpaw: *looks innocently at his mentor confused*

Fireheart: *facepaws*

Fireheart: How about you go solo hunting? I will watch you secretly.

Cloudpaw: But if you're gonna watch me secretly, why did you tell me?

Fireheart: *facepaws again*

Fireheart: JUST HUNT!!

Cloudpaw: Okay, okay. You shoulda just said so. I would listen to you ya know?

Fireheart: *Storms away without another word*

Cloudpaw: *looks confused and goes hunting*

Hiya!! This is my first actual spoof I made. I was gonna give these spoofs to @Creamcloud531, but I had too many, and made a book myself. Sorry if you really wanted them @Creamcloud531 :( . Btw, forgot to ask, do you like it?