"The Tasty Egg whites" - A Short Story
A friend (whom I call Stealthy) and I (together we're called Rosetta Stealth :D) made this with plot-generator.org a couple months ago. :3
Yes, she's obsessed with raisinable things. Deal with it >:3
So I guess I'll commentate on this. Like I do with the Google Translate stuff. My comments will be in italics.
And now, we shall start~
The Tasty Egg whites
A Short Story
by Rosetta Stealth
The Raisinable Raisin Of Raisining had always loved raisinable the Giant Raisinbox Kingdom of Les Raisinables with its ratty, racid raisins. It was a place where she felt anguished.
She was a prideful, spirited, human blood drinker with dry lungs and pretty emotions. Her friends saw her as a silky, steady Stealthy brain. Once, she had even rescued a nice male's human baby from a burning building. That's the sort of woman he was. (That "he" wasn't our fault. It was the generator :P For some reason it expects main characters to be male. Apparently it hasn't been on Wattpad xD)
The Raisinable Raisin walked over to the window and reflected on her raisinable (again) surroundings. The lag teased like searching foxes. ("The lag teased like searching foxes" is a joke between us now)
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of male . male was an extremist Roseh cow with wide-eyed lungs and handsome emotions. (The awkward space was due to male not having a last name :P And idk how lungs can be wide-eyed, but we'll go with it.)
The Raisinable Raisin gulped. She was not prepared for male.
As The Raisinable Raisin stepped outside and male came closer, she could see the helpful smile on his face.
male gazed with the affection of 7929 thoughtful worried Wynaut. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a name change. Also to eat you. Either works."
The Raisinable Raisin looked back, even more horrified and still fingering the tasty egg whites. "male, this is unraisinable," she replied. (The "still" doesn't work because it never mentioned the Raisinable Raisin even starting to finger the tasty egg whites...)
They looked at each other with enraged feelings, like two cautious, crazy cats drooling at a very hungry Box Escape Festival, which had Stanley Parable OST music playing in the background and two super effective uncles despairing to the beat. (This entire sentence is beauty)
Suddenly, male lunged forward and tried to punch The Raisinable Raisin in the face. Quickly, The Raisinable Raisin grabbed the tasty egg whites and brought it down on male's skull. (Did she use the plate? Or did she just like... throw the egg whites at his head and hope for a miracle? idk XD)
male's wide-eyed lungs trembled and his handsome emotions wobbled. He looked estatic, his emotions raw like a calm, cooing crown. (how do lungs tremble and emotions wobble? why am i still questioning logic?)
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later male was dead. (He was killed by egg whites being thrown at his skull... xD)
The Raisinable Raisin Of Raisining went back inside and made herself a nice drink of human blood.
THE END
In the external link you can view the story on Plot Generator :D
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