Rosetta Stealth is back with another short story, made a month ago :D

Note: The horrible spelling errors were made from us not really caring about spelling xD It was April Fools Day when we made this, I think.

I didn't commentate on this one because it's too beautiful and pure to be interrupted by my thoughts xD

So once again, let us commence the reading~

The STINKIN' AWESOME Sum of Awe
A Short Story
by Rosetta Stealth

hwo let teh dogs owt looked at the STINKIN' AWESOME Sum of Awe in his hands and felt stupid.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his hruaenekjaethjeakjeht surroundings. He had always hated hard-to-spell Hurnkaflunkerlandashmbibblesville with its tall, thoughtless terruke gramrm. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel stupid.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of hwows mom is tat. hwows was an overconfidently stupid egg-dict with even more long noses and long eyelashes.

hwo gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an overconfident, stupid, hype juice drinker with buff noses and runny eyelashes. His friends saw him as an arrogant, alive asdfghjkkl;'. Once, he had even helped a creepy bacterium cross the road.

But not even an overconfident person who had once helped a creepy bacterium cross the road, was prepared for what hwows had in store today.

The ETF teased like running seahorses, making hwo dead inside.

As hwo stepped outside and hwows came closer, he could see the squashed smile on her face.

hwows glared with all the wrath of 494 stupid overconfident worried water buffalos. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want eggs."

hwo looked back, even more dead inside and still fingering the STINKIN' AWESOME Sum of Awe. "hwows, sPELL CORRECTLIER," he replied.

They looked at each other with awed feelings, like two enthusiastic, elated elephants freaking at a very cheese apocalypse, which had elevator music playing in the background and two completely insane uncles spelling to the beat.

hwo studied hwows's even more long noses and long eyelashes. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began hwo in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you hwows."

hwows looked freaked-out-of-their-cheese, her emotions raw like a motionless, massive mutato.

hwo could actually hear hwows's emotions shatter into 7102 pieces. Then the overconfidently stupid egg-dict hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of hype juice would calm hwo's nerves tonight.

THE END