Remember the Epicaltastic Yolo Pants of Wisdom and Power and Magic and Stuff from Jules' story? :D

...No?

Ah well.

Well right after we made "The STINKIN' AWESOME Sum of Awe", Stealth and I decided to try making a blurb.

Stealthy was the one who filled in the blanks in the past two stories, now it's my turn >:3

Now I shall commentate

Enjoy~

The Curse of the Epicaltastic YOLO PANTS

A Horror Story

by Rosetta Stealth

Whilst investigating the death of a local lawyer-in-law, an amaztacular waitress called Okey dokey slowkey pokey uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, epicaltastic YOLO PANTS circulating throughout Your Face. As soon as anyone uses the YOLO PANTS, he or she has exactly 24 days left to live. (Yes, there are yolo pants circulating throughout your face. Also, they kill you?! Jules, why did you never tell me this? :O)

The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look smexist. A marked person feels like an awkward chicken to touch. (I know, you may be uncomfortable with the fact that we added smexism in our smory, but it's a very smerious smissue that must be smaddressed. Please undersmand. :3)

Okey dokey gets hold of the YOLO PANTS, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a mentally disturbed horse balancing on a cheese lawyer-in-law, an old newspaper headline about a breathing accident, a hooded Bob ranting about eyelashes and a drinking well located in a smelly place. (Stealthy said not even our randomness on our own could top "a mentally disturbed horse balancing on a cheese lawyer-in-law" xD)

When Okey dokey notices her genetically-modified salamanders for feet have chicken-like properties, she realises that the curse of the epicaltastic YOLO PANTS is true and calls in her uncle, a soul-stealing alley cat called Jimmyjohnjane Jefferson, to help. (Her uncle is a soul-stealing alley cat. Seems legit)

Jimmyjohnjane examines the YOLO PANTS and willingly submits himself to the curse. He finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. He finds the mentally disturbed horse balancing on a cheese lawyer-in-law particularly chilling. He joins the queue for a supernatural death. (This book must really love the mentally disturbed horse balancing on the cheese lawyer-in-law xD)

Okey dokey and Jimmyjohnjane pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded Bob. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?

Praise for The Curse of the Epicaltastic YOLO PANTS

"This is actually pretty scary. I'll never be able to look at another epicaltastic YOLO PANTS for as long as I live."

- The Daily Tale

(I'm so sorry we ruined yolo pants for you ;-; )

"Oh please! There's nothing scary about a mentally disturbed horse balancing on a cheese lawyer-in-law. Are we supposed to feel spooked?"

- Enid Kibbler

(Are you kidding? If I suddenly saw a mentally disturbed horse balancing on a cheese lawyer-in-law, I'd be freaked out of my cheese!)

"The hooded Bob really freaked me out."

- Hit the Spoof

(Yeah, hooded Bobs can be scary)

"I hope Okey dokey and Jimmyjohnjane get married."

- Zob Gloop

(Stealthy had decided upon reading this that their ship name is Jokey.)

Hope you enjoyed~

A long time ago, I made some Vocaloid plots too. Maybe I'll add them to my Vocaloid Randomness book :D