Remember back in elementary school where the hallways would have pictures or drawings or writing projects with the students' names over them?

Well for some reason I remembered something from maybe 1st grade

And I saw the name Jesus. You know, as in the Spanish name

And I didn't know it was the Spanish name so I just assumed it was the English one

And I was so confused as to why someone would name their kid Jesus

So my strange mind came up with the theory that their mother was convinced that if she named them Jesus, she could sacrifice them when they were older to erase her sins or whatever

(Of course, I never told anyone this theory. I wasn't that crazy)

But I wasn't upset by it or anything because it was just a theory

(A GAME THEO--*is shushed*)

And remember, this was probably around first grade

Yeah

First grade

And I thought of that

I think that tells you all you need to know about my mental stability