(Warning: This gets sorta rambley and VERY OFF TOPIC)

Ok so

Back when I had that sleepover at Kat's

We watched The Tigger Movie

I love Winnie the Pooh and it was the first time I saw The Tigger Movie and it was G R E A T ; w ;

But anyways

You know the part where they were trying to tell Tigger that the note was fake and there wasn't a real Tigger family coming to see him?

What confused me was

Why didn't they ever tell Rabbit to tell him?

Of course, he probably wouldn't have because he'd think it was stupid

But it would've been SO easy for Rabbit to crush Tigger's hopes

Because

Once he was so angry at Tigger he tried to geT HIM LOST IN THE WOODS

And then once he LITERALLY BANNED HIM FROM BOUNCING

And in Springtime With Roo he BANNED EASTER AND REPLACED IT WITH "SPRING CLEANING DAY" AND FORCED EVERYONE TO CLEAN HIS HOUSE AND GOT SO FREAKING MAD WHEN THEY TRIED TO HAVE FUN AND OMG ROO WAS SO UPSET LIEK WHATUEWALHTOI

AND IN POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE HE WAS THE MOST RACIST OF THEM ALL AND WANTED TO CATCH A HEFFALUMP THE MOST AND STOLE ROO'S IDEA TO HAVE AN EXPEDITION AND THEN WOULDN'T LET ROO COME BECAUSE HE WAS TOO SMALL EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THE BEST AT PRACTICE AND THE LEAST SCARED AND WANTED TO GO BUT PIGLET'S EVEN SMALLER AND MORE SCARED AND HE LET HIM GO?? AND ALSO HE ABANDONDED EEYORE AND FORCED EVERYONE TO MAKE THESE REALLY FREAKY TRAPS AND  WAS THE LAST ONE TO BE CONVINCED TO LET LUMPY FREE AND PROBABLY WOULD'VE KIDNAPPED HIM AND TORTURED AND MAYBE KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE'S FORCED EVERYONE TO BE REALLY RACIST AGAINST HEFFALUMPS EVEN THOUGH LUMPY'S A BABY AND ROO WAS BEGGING TO SET HIM FREE LIKE????

(OK THIS IS BECOMING MORE OF ARABBIT RANT THAN A TIGGER MOVIE RANT BUT)

SO AS YOU CAN SEE

RABBIT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT TO TELL TIGGER AND CRUSH HIMS HOPES

BECAUSE

HE LITERALLY DOES NOT CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS AND WOULD HURT ANYONE FOR HIS AMBITIONS

ESPECIALLY TIGGER AND ROO

LIKE

WHAT THE HECK MAN

WHAT THE HECK

AND ANOTHER THINGS ABOTU THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD

PIGLET HAS A SIGN OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE

IT'S BROKEN

AND IT SAYS "TRESPASSERS WILL"

IN THE BLUSTERY DAY IT SAYS IT'S AFTER HIS GRANDFATHER "TRESPASSERS WILLIAM"

BUT REALLY

HOW AND WHY THE HECK DID THEY GET A "TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT" SIGN PAST THE CENSORS

FOR PIGLET OF ALL CHARACTERS

AND ALSO WHY THE HECK

DID THEY LET OWL

STEAL PIGLETS HOUSE?????

LIKE

YEAH EVERYONE HAS THE READING SKILLS OF A BRICK

BUT/??????????

SOMEONE SHOULD'VE RECOGNIZED THAT IT WAS PIGLET'S HOUSE

AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR POOH, PIGELT WHOULD'VE AHS NOWHERE TOLIVE????

LIKE OWL COULD'VE CHOSEN LITERALLY ANY TREE TO LIVE

BUT CHOSE PIGETS???

OH AND I JUST REMEMBERED

IN POOH'S HEFFALUMP MOVIE TIGGER HAD A PICTURE OF HIS FAMILY

OF.

HIS.

FAMILY.

YES. AN ACTUAL TIGGER FAMILY.

I MEAN YEAH IT GETS TORN UP BECAUSE HE FREAKED OUT AFTER LUMPY'S MOTHER STARTS MAKING HEFFALUMP NOISES

AND IT ONLY GETS MENTIONED FOR LIKE 15 SECONDS

BUT LIKE?????

THAT MAKES THE ENTIRE FREAKING TIGGER MOVIE A GIANT CONTINUITY ERROR

THE FRICK

AND ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A JERK EVERYONE IS TO PIGLET IN PIGLET'S BIG MOVIE

LIKE

EVERYONE'S BUTT WOULD'VE BEEN KICKED BY THOSE BEES

BUT PIGLET OBVIOUSLY SAVED THEM

AND THEYRE LIKE "lol no piglet you can't do anythung ur 2 smol lol"

BUT LIKE????????

AND THEN THEY LEAVE HIM BEHIND?????????

AND ALSO

IN THE FLASHBACK TO THE POOH CORNER STORY

POOH INSISTS ON NAMING THE CORNER AFTER HIM???/

LIKE PIGLET SUGGESTED "POOH AND PIGLET CORNER"

HE WASN'T EVEN A JERK AND WENT JUST "PIGLET CORNER"

"POOH AND PIGLET CORNER"

BUT NOOOOOOO

POOH HAD TO GO WITH JUST HIS NAME

BECAUSE IT WAS "SHORT" AND "MORE LIKE A CORNER"

LIKE THE ENTIRE MOVIE WAS JUST A MONTAGE OF THE CHARACTERS BEING HUGE JERKS TO PIGLET???

AND ALSO

THE PART WHERE TIGGER AND RABBIT START FIGHTING AND TEAR APART THE BOOK

WHAT THE HECK

LIKE TIGGER WANTS TO SKIP TO THE END BECAUSE THE ANSWER WOULD BE THERE

BUT RABBIT WANTS TO GO I N O R D E R

SO THEY START GRABBING AT THE BOOK FIGHTING FOR IT??????

LIEK WHAT MADE THEM THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA/?????

LIKE WHY DO RABBIT AND TIGGER HAVE TO ARGUE ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING?????

AND IT MAKEST HE FANDOM SHIP THEM???????

LIKE REALLY??????

OBVIOUSLY THE TRUE WINNIE THE POOH OTP IS TIGGERXKANGA??????//

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINSK THIS

PLEASE LT ME KNOW IF YOU'RE A FELLOW TIGGERXKAMGA SHIPPER PLEASE ;-;

AND ALSO CAN WE JUST TAK ABOUT HOW THE 2011 MOVIE LITERALLY STOLE THE PLOT OF POOH'S GRAND ADVENTURE LIKE THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE IN EXISTENCE AND THEY DECIDED TO JUST RIP IT OFF???--

Okay this is the most rambly thing I've ever published ever but oh well

I'll regret this in the morning but here you go xD