Okay so

I was at the doctor today

Because I had a headache

So I was looking at the magazines because I was bored

One of them was advertising a knife

And the knife had like a drawing on it

So I was thinking, "Why would you want custom designs on your knife when it's just gonna end up covered in blood anyway?"

And it took me five minutes to realize:

"Roseh, knives can do other things besides killing people."

And it took me ten more minutes to realize:

"Roseh, normal people don't kill people."

This is what the Hunger Games and Yandere Simulator have done to me

My sanity's a lost cause by this point xD