So I'm pretty sure everyone has some sort of "cycle" class that switches every marking period or so

I started out with two cycles of Enrichment, and we basically went over the stock market and Great Depression and other stuff like that

I guess the stock market part was sorta important, but whatever

And now we have Enrichment again, except with more people in our class (last time it was like five students)

And wait till you hear what they consider "enrichment"

Probability.

Probability.

You heard me right. We're going over proba-freaking-bility.

Like SERIOUSLY

I know I'm a huge procrastinator and I've been falling behind lately

But have I REALLY gotten that bad?!

So bad that I have to review a SECOND-GRADE UNIT?!

LIKE THE PAPER WE DID TODAY

IT HAD STATEMENTS LIKE "THANKSGIVING WILL TAKE PLACE IN JUNE THIS YEAR" AND "TWO FIFTH GRADERS IN KENTUCKY WILL TALK TO EACH OTHER OVER THE PHONE THIS AFTERNOON"

AND WE HAD TO LABEL THEM AS

CERTAIN

VERY LIKELY

HALF LIKELY

UNLIKELY

OR IMPOSSIBLE

LIKE WHAT THE ARCEUS FLIPPING PANCAKE DINGING HECK

DUDE

WHY

I DO NOT NEED THIS

I DO NOT WANT THIS

TEACH ME HOW TO FIND A JOB OR SOME USEFUL CRUD LIKE THAT

NOT FREAKING PROBABILITY

WHY?