WARNING:

As a Gemini, I have another person crawl into my bed with me every night. She is my twin. My alter ego. My insanity pressed into this body like glue, and I cannot live without her chaos present. She will show herself to you after four shots and three beers. Be prepared take her in your grasp as tenderly as you take the real me into your embrace this evening. She is still me. And I am still here, and loving you harder than ever.