Twas the night before Rusev Day, and all through the house
Not a superstar was moving, except for Enzo's mouth;
The title belts were hung on the superstars with care,
In hopes that the Bulgarian brute will take them with his hands bare;
The champions were resting backstage on the bench;
not knowing of the beating that will soon commence;
When out in the ring, there were cheers and clatter,
I reach for my title, ready for battle.
Away to the ramp, I flew like flash,
Ran straight down the ramp, through the ropes in a dash
The sound of the bell meant the match was a go,
Giving the crowd what they want I hit him low,
But what could my wondering ears did I hear,
But Aiden English voice shouting that Rusev Day is here,
With a stump of his boots and a mighty roar, I know it to be true.
More rapid than I thought down the ramp I could see,
as he shouted the titles he wanted tonight live on tv.
Now US, Now intercontinental, Now Universal, and WWE title!
Bring on Jeff, On Seth, On Brock, And Styles!
On the top of the world, top of you all!
Now send them this way! This way! This way all!
And so that the GM did, sending in all the champs.
With a Machka Kick here and a Machka Kick there
Rusev finished with a mighty Accolade, the victim scare.
With the pressure on, the pain too hard to bear
the champs tapped out, leaving Rusev to stare.
The bell struck loud, the crowd knew what that means;
there's a new WWE intercontinental Universal United States Double Brand Tag Champion.
Aiden English and Rusev, the greatest team to match.
With a deep breath from his lungs,
Aiden English yelled;

Happy Rusev Day To All,
And To All A Good-

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!!!

RKO! Outta Nowhere!!!