34- Bribery

Omg I promised myself that I'll update that chap right after the previous one after an hour... it has been 3 hours. But I have a good reason... 3 actually lol:

1- Because I had homework

2- Because I was watching "The Space Between Us" and BOII THAT SHIT IS REALLY GOOD IT ALMOST MADE ME CRY IN THE END I SWEAR THERE WAS A LUMP IN MY THROAT AND I FELT TEARS WHEN I RUBBED MY EYE-

3- Because the lights went out but they're bacc now ehehe

But here I am, ready to talk about our newest adventure so here we gooo!!!

So last chapter I mentioned that Abi has joined the disgustangs hehehee, but at the end I also mentioned that the clean freaks were trying to bribe her. Low blow man.

But I didn't back down from trying to save my ally from the clean filthy hands of those clean freaks.

Serenity mocked our freedom-

Hmph.

But I fired back.

Am I right? I am right!

But Scorflix also didn't back down.

^Oh scorflix said this btw.

I want to say something I'm not ashamed of. I've never tried burritos or tacos or Panera bread or Chipotle. Because we don't have Chipotle or Panera bread here and I simply didn't try taco or burritos. But Oreos are better than all of this.

I've never tried Starbucks too so idk why tf I even said that I-

And c'mon who can resist dark chocolate?

I've never tried any of these this that Serrnity listed except for McDonald's and the morning after I ate it I stayed on the couch for a whole 6 hours cuz my stomach hurt from it so I'd say that McDonald's ain't worth it.

Tea: ew how do y'all like it? My whole family drinks it except for me.

Coffee: only if it had milk then I'd drink it.

Apple cider: I never tried it sooo

Soda: yum.

Whyever did I say this? I'm broke af.

HEY CAKE IS DELISH!!!!

And that lime pie is actually in our power, because...

Yea!!! My ally makes lime piesssss. Wait... are lime pies even a thing?

Masks? Lotions? Bubble bath products? Hygienic things? GAGGGG!!!!

NO!! B-BUT... HOW?!!!

Ahahaa suck it Serenity!! We have the like pies!!! And your speech grumpy... HEAR! HEAR! SAY IT FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!! WE ARE THE DIAGUSTANGS!!! WE STAND TOGETHER WITH PRIDE AND STRENGTH!!! NO ONE COULD EVER SEPARATE US!!! NOOOO ONNEEEEEEEE!!!!

K my pride momento is over lol.

Meals? Count me in but I'm actually full now lol.

And the moment you've been waiting for...

Ladies and gents... I present you... ABBYYYYY!!!!

YAASS MY ALLY IS STRONG AND LOYAL!!!

And don't you think we left that meal thingy.

Serenity is like the granny that makes sure that her grandchildren are full hehehee.

I really made it to 20 images this time heh. Wattpad you really need to do sum bout that thing. Wuteva I'll wait.

Stay tuned for the next chapter...