29- Ew. Just...ew.

You're probably thinking why the hell this chapter is named like that.

Well...

I have the answer for ya.

It's about a certain orange cheeto person we all know and love and stan.

What I just said are all lies I'll probably go to hell for them.

K here's the real answerrrr:

Donald J. Trump.

I swear any topic that includes him I gag--

I mean... can we just take a minute to admire his crusty cheeto skin and his looks-like-bleached cornstarch hair?!

Yea you'll gag if you even took a femto second to admire that.

I just wanna send a gratitude prayer to God that he isn't my president.

My heart is going to all Americans who have to endure this torture of him being a president.

Grumpycheese had the pleasure to send the link of the fanfic video bout our lovely trumpy.

Tbh... I never listened to it hehehee so if you want to listen to it I won't judge youuuu.

But grumpy and sereni here have different opinions bout listening to it...

Because they regret listening to it in the first place.

I mean tell me one part bout Trump that isn't disturbing...

Here's a fair warning from your dear sereni:

Being the good, lil, innocent (not so much) girl, I took her advice.

My ears will be forever innocent... hmmmm...

I just got an idea...

Why don't I just listen to that bafoonery?

But I won't cuz I'm lazy.

Yea.

I'm lazy.

That's it.

I'm lazy.

End of discussion.

I'm lazy.

Now I'll give you a recap screenshot from last chap:

Doesn't that lil screenshot spark something in your memory?

Yea that's the mysterious topic that well talk bout next chapter.

Now imma sleep lol.

Stay tuned for the next chapter...

Shiat I forgot something...

BOOK PROMOTION TIMEEEE

Sooo... if you're looking for a beautiful TrumpxHitler fanfic then I suggest you read grumpycheese's book. It's a beautiful and disgusting love story that you won't regret reading. I promise.

K this time...

TOODLES!!!!