Peter

I'm back!

Ned

You're not dead!

Peter

Of course I'm not

Ned

What makes you so sure you wouldn't be?

I wasn't

Peter

Ned

Don't you trust me to handle myself?

Ned

No

Peter

What?!

I am completely offended

Come at me (งᗒ ʖ̯ᗕ)ง

Ned

Okay, fine

If thats how you want to play it.

You got stabbed and almost bled to death

Peter

But I was saving people's lives

Ned

That's good

But you're too selfless

Peter

I consider being selfless a good thing

Ned

It is

But you can have too much of anything.

What you call "selfless" has turned into "I don't care about dying as long as I can save a kitten"

Peter

But it wasn't a kitten

And kittens din't deserve to die

*Don't

Ned

Have you ever considered what would happen if you did die?

If you died for one random person

Then everyone else wouldn't have a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man to save them

And what about me?

And MJ?

And Aunt May!

Peter

...

You win this one

Ned

Good

Peter

What did I miss in school today?

Ned

Nothing much

Just a super important Chemistry test that is a major portion of our grade

Peter

Crap! O~O

I will have to make that up after school tomorrow

Ned

Did you even study for it?

Peter

....

No

But I don't need to. Chemistry is easy

Ned

Wow

Thanks for being humble to all of us actual teenage human brains here

Peter

Sorry •_•

Ned

*sigh*

It's fine

Peter

Well, I 'm gonna go out on Patrol now.

And my stab wounds much better btw

Ned

Peter?

Just don't make me go through that twice in a row

Peter

Okay

And guess what I spent my precious time doing just for you?

Ned

What?

Peter

I installed a tracker in FABAE for you

You just need to do the same thing to see it like what you did with my phone tracker.

Ned

Well, that's something at least

I feel a bit better now about you going out tonight

Peter

Good!

Cause I've been sitting in my suit on a building for a few minutes now

Ned

(ಠĹ̯ಠ)

Peter

gtg

Burglary in progress

Ttyl

:)

A/N: I don't have much to say. So, without further ado...

Thanks ya'll! Have a good life!